breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children

She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!

by Indigospark October 22, 2010

breeder balls

big juicy fat balls that are filled with the sweetest, finest sperm that are so delectable they are in peak form for breeding.

that dude has some amazing breeder balls

by pussypopexplosiongunsounds November 22, 2021

Maggot Breeder

One who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarrassing body. This tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a passing member of the opposite sex.

It's 30°C outside, the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?

Maggot Breeder - "Maggot Breeding mate...".

by jampez77 June 4, 2013

breederatti

Clusters of straight people, over-populators really, who tend to clog up certain venues you'd like to go to, and who usually have their bawling, sniveling brats in tow. They're LOUD, VERY LOUD! with a surfeit of laughter and are yeasty with the stench of stale wine hanging over them like the pall of DEATH. They're always in your way.

We wanted to eat a nice meal at my favorite restaurant, but were repulsed by the legions of cackling breederatti and their unsupervised larvae who were partying there. So we ended up microwaving dietetic frozen meals at home instead.

by KremeDeMentia July 11, 2010

the breeders

On one end of the spectrum you have Hole with Courtney Love, on the other end there's The Breeders with Kim Deal. Rock on, Kim.

Kim Deal is a hot rock-goddess. The Breeders & The Amps rock way more than that shitty band Hole.

by Douglas Young November 13, 2007

Benefit Breeders

People who breed, have babies for the purpose of receiving benefits from the government

The UK is becoming a nation of 'Benefit Breeders'

by StarCrazy April 13, 2010

Welfare Breeder

Someone that continues to have children so they can keep receiving government assistance.

"Tina just had another kid, she said she needed to because she didn't want to lose her food stamps, she's such a welfare breeder."

by Bosstalker September 1, 2015