Breakfast in bed is when one wakes up next to (or happens to come upon) a sleeping lady companion and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on her. This is a gennerally appreciated method of being woken up. The phrase makes allusions to the term "eating out" as the person performing the oral ministrations is having, euphemisticaly, their first meal of the day in bed. In this case the meal happens to be a woman's genetalia and there is still a need to eat breakfast afterward.
This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.
This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.
I had great sex with Tiffany last night, so when I woke up and saw that she was still asleep, I had breakfast in bed to thank her.
Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...
Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...
by MikeD3 June 20, 2007
by Mega Millions March 30, 2010
When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.
After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.
by E&A February 06, 2006
When you pour syrup in a girls vagina and you get a pancake and roll it up. Then you slurp it out slowly.
by Chance334 January 31, 2014
Sex in the AM.
by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) May 01, 2003
Freddie: I think I may have jizzed in your shit last night.
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!
by dnysgrl4eva June 05, 2011
The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon
by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019