The synchronous movement used by 3 or more co-workers in a tightly-spaced break room.
The ballet begins by each worker being stationed at one of the following:
Water cooler, coffee maker, cup station, refrigerator, snack machine, soda machine, silverware drawer, sink.
Each participant moves in unison from station to station as necessary, so as not to get in another co-worker's way.
Dance movements range from simple backwards and fowards steps, to more creative moves such as the "Matrix Backbend" to retrieve a coffee stirrer and the "Pull, Smell, Squint and Toss" manuevre when dealing with refrigerator leftovers.
Co-workers stuck in a Boss Sandwich are generally the leaders of this activity.
The ballet begins by each worker being stationed at one of the following:
Water cooler, coffee maker, cup station, refrigerator, snack machine, soda machine, silverware drawer, sink.
Each participant moves in unison from station to station as necessary, so as not to get in another co-worker's way.
Dance movements range from simple backwards and fowards steps, to more creative moves such as the "Matrix Backbend" to retrieve a coffee stirrer and the "Pull, Smell, Squint and Toss" manuevre when dealing with refrigerator leftovers.
Co-workers stuck in a Boss Sandwich are generally the leaders of this activity.
By the time it was over, the Break Room Square Dance had consumed both pots of coffee, taken all of the sporks and somehow left a slew of Avon pamphlets in its wake....
by LuckyPucker February 13, 2009
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Does the old dickhead think that the benefits people don't watch television?
But its Break-Dancing Fred! He's a poor old man and should be allowed to cheat the benefits system!
But its Break-Dancing Fred! He's a poor old man and should be allowed to cheat the benefits system!
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originally called the Wiggle Wobble, this dance consists of the alternate shaking of the shoulder and wiggling of the upper torso. It was created by The General, and is rumored to have the power to undo jinxes.
On December 31st, 2006, the "Wiggle Wobble" officially became the "Brak Dance" during DJ Brak's set where the synchronized execution of the Wiggle Wobble ensued.
It is most popular with snowboarders, ravers, and sometimes both.
On December 31st, 2006, the "Wiggle Wobble" officially became the "Brak Dance" during DJ Brak's set where the synchronized execution of the Wiggle Wobble ensued.
It is most popular with snowboarders, ravers, and sometimes both.
Holy crap! Did you just see that? The whole room just did the same dance at the same time!
Yeah, I saw everyone do the Brak Dance, it was fucking magical!
That's right asshole!
Yeah, I saw everyone do the Brak Dance, it was fucking magical!
That's right asshole!
by Whoopi Goldberg January 27, 2007
Get the Brak Dance mug.The bread dance is an activity for faggots. Several men, cocks in hand, stand in a circle with a single slice of bread in the center. The goal is to jack off and ejaculate on the bread, the last man to shoot his load having to eat the bread.
by Sheriff Eric December 25, 2007
Get the bread dance mug."In 1975 on a hot summer July, while Up Rocking with some members of TBB Graffiti Artists a simple Up Rocking move turned into a falling mistake by a kid named TE-TE Rock (not the later TE-TE Rock) who fell to the ground and made a swift move that changed the Up Rocking dance art throughout the world. This dance art became known as Break Dancing since we jokingly called it breaking your ass on the concrete. But the better name for it is actually "Rocking" since it originated from Up Rock to start with." Written by Batch TBB
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Confusing people of lower intelligence by explaining things that are beyond their comprehension.
(British slang.) Noggin' = head/brain
Confusing people of lower intelligence by explaining things that are beyond their comprehension.
(British slang.) Noggin' = head/brain
Tow people talking (both high)
Chap #1: ...and that's why the singularity will lead to an uncontrollable rate of human development and the end of society as we know it.
Chap # 2: I've gotta leave this convo, man. You're dancin' all over my noggin'!
CHap #3: Sorry brah! Didn't mean to go break-dancin' all over your noggin' there. under breath Dumb fuck...
Chap #1: ...and that's why the singularity will lead to an uncontrollable rate of human development and the end of society as we know it.
Chap # 2: I've gotta leave this convo, man. You're dancin' all over my noggin'!
CHap #3: Sorry brah! Didn't mean to go break-dancin' all over your noggin' there. under breath Dumb fuck...
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Second Person: No, man, he's just break dancing.
Second Person: No, man, he's just break dancing.
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