man bread

Bread that is baked so big that it will take a grown man a whole week to eat it, having 4 slices a day.

Girl: OMG! That is like the biggest slice of bread I have ever seen.

Guy: Yup. This is man bread.

by Missy_Moo December 15, 2009

Making bread for my man

Making bread for my man means that you’re slaying and doing good

“I’m making bread for my man tonight”

by Making bread for my man December 16, 2017

Ginger bread man

When you ejaculate on a woman’s face and proceed to rub your ball sac across her forehead through the semen (to apply the frosting) creating a ginger bread man.

When I nutted on that hoe’s forehead and rubbed my nut sac straight up n’ down her face I yelled, “Merry Christmas, bitch!” And that’s how you make a ginger bread man.

by Dross5160 December 19, 2019

Bread man

The backbone of Madfutters (also first in messages). Genuinely one of the most reliable guys in the server, scrap that. The most reliable. He is honestly the reason
humanity is still going and better then ever. He’s amazing. Shout out to Breadman, I know you see this. Love you.

John Moohan : Bread man is such a “spammer”.

Casual Goldie : Who’s Bread man?

John Moohan : The greatest human on earth.

John Knows.

by yournanstoelicker July 12, 2022

Man bread

Have you ever pronounced naan bread like nan bread? And then did your friend mistake it for man bread? Well that happened to me, so here you go

Mmmmm man bread

by Aerda March 27, 2019

Bring home bread man

The person in a household that makes the most money.

Sally makes $20/hour while Kurt makes $13/hour so Sally is the bring home bread man.

by Big Mama 69 August 17, 2021

Bread Man

The idiot of the day. The dumbest human to ever be in existence.

David is being the bread man today, he thought his socks go on his hands.

by Wizard of trees May 8, 2018