brassitude 

impudence; shamelessness.

How dare you have the brassitude to scold your mom?

brassitude by uttam maharjan July 11, 2011

bravitas 

gravitas and bravado = bravitas

It was my bravitas that made them act so quickly.

bravitas by JeeebeZ August 22, 2022

brassiears

Sarcastic term for da ultra-acute auditory sensors dat boob-loving dudes possess; said sound-detectors are always aware of da faint snapping and/or sliding sounds of da elastic straps on upper-body undergarments as they're being put on or removed by any nearby bosomy chicks, and so da softness-craving stud then hastily rushes over to thirstingly "squeeze theeze" for a few moments before said chesty female has a chance to cover up her "baby-feeder treasures" again.

Having brassiears is all well and good for a guy, but he should also acquire a very gentle delicate grasp-capability with his eager hands when savoring "The Girls", so dat da big-titted ladies in his life will feel more willing and confident about letting him touch their bountiful but very vulnerable-'n'-sensitive chest-pillowz.

brassiears by QuacksO November 20, 2022

Brassicaceous

(adj.) Of or related to plants in the family Brassicaceae (e.g. mustard, cabbage, broccoli)

(Of a flavor or odor) pungent, sulfurous, bitter, spicy, vegetal.

Synonym of cruciferous.

Person 1: Dude, if you're gonna rip ass in my car, you need to stop eating steamed turnips every day. I've gone through six air fresheners this week trying to expunge the odor of your brassicaceous flatulence.

Person 2: u hate meee 😭😭😭

Brassicaceous by rouenne4kilo November 24, 2025