Barbument

An argument between a couple (typically a man and woman), caused by watching the Barbie movie.

Jeff : "Damn, Billy and Sandra don't seem happy with each other!"
Mike : "No shit, they just got back from the cinema, I think they're having a Barbument..."

by funnyman_123_ July 29, 2023

Bargument

An argument between two or more people about trivial, nonsensical, unimportant topics that occur only while drinking at bar. Typically unrelated to any topical or pertinent discussion topics, and has no real emotional ties for those involved.

Example 1:
Dude A: "Tom Waits wrote Ol' 55. I'm sure of it."
Dude B: "No, the Eagles did, and Tom Waits jacked them!"
Dude A: "No, The Eagles covered that tune. Look it up!"
Bartender: "Hey guys, keep that bargument down over there, you're creeping out the cool kids."

Example 2:
In text message to oustide source: "I'm in the middle of a bargument- what was that 1980's film about the pizza delivery boy played by Patrick Dempsey? I said Loverboy, but no one will agree..."

by EazyP April 1, 2009

bargumentative

A person who becomes more opinionated in a bar or pub after a few drinks.

After a pitcher of Guinness, Ben gets bargumentative about everything from bands to football. He's kind of a dick.

by bluegrassg8r June 29, 2011

Barguement

When a person is fighting to get the best bargin for themself

I was in a big city and I was in a barguement with a store clerk to get the best bargin...I won

by Oakieman April 23, 2009

Barguement

Any alcohol fueled disagreement while in any drinking establishment.

Me and the Mrs. were celebrating our 3rd when we broke into this huge barguement, dude, she shouldn't drink!!!

by Jay Barnhardt February 2, 2009

Bargument

A confrontation, physical or verbal, stemming from or taking place at an establishment that serves alcohol.

The drunk guy started a bargument with the bouncer and got dropped in the ally

by Tyler Durden December 3, 2003

Bargument

When you argue with your friend over beers and you know that fuck face is full of shit

Friend: You don't have a garage, you have a shed
You: No it's a shed
Friend: Well what's the difference?
You: I swear to fucking god, not this bargument again

by bradhex March 4, 2017