Branson

To be hit in the head with more than one of the plastic tubs used at the airport for luggage screening.

Quit bothering me or I’ll Branson you with these tubs.

by ganger2 February 19, 2017

Bransoning

the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"

Holy shit bro he's bransoning her in the closet

by RawrXDXD March 11, 2017

branson

a series of clones that all wear glasses

hey you have glasses, you're a Branson

by beanworm March 5, 2020

bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.

"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"

by dudehigh5 April 1, 2008

branson

A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.

Tony Orlando and Dawn are performing nightly in Branson.

by MRT2 October 7, 2006

The Branson

Ah, the Branson—a libation as alluring as the Ozark hills, its genesis inspired by the vibrant, yet quaint Branson, Missouri. Picture a tableau of country music, twinkling theater lights, and verdant golf courses. Now translate that into liquid form. Infused with the effervescent zing of sugar-free Red Bull, harmoniously mingled with the apple-infused aristocracy of Crown Apple, the Branson is punctuated by a sultry splash of cranberry juice—a nod to the fleeting colors of an Ozark sunset.

Like Branson itself, this cocktail is a paradox: sophisticated yet approachable, bustling yet tranquil. To sip the Branson is to be transported to a lakeside theater where banjos play softly and every firefly adds a flicker to your night. Just one taste, and you're no longer a tourist; you're part of the legend.

I’d like to order The Branson please, make it a double.

by DJ Ski October 4, 2023

branson

bran'sun / bran'sund

Getting a BJ or hand relief off a recently married man.

1) "I got a Branson off the next door neighbour last night while his wife was indoors taking a bath....."

2) "My boss in accounts nealt down and Bransoned me while i was standing at the photocopier yesterday"

by gmagic May 2, 2006