A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."
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Man your so brandonish
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X: What religion are you into?
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested
Y: me? I am into brandonism
X: Branwhat?
Y: *reads the definition*
X: I am interested
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You often wish you weren't this person's friend. He is really dumb, uses bad grammar, and is female obsessed.
He usually brags (most times, about things he does NOT have.
You often wish you weren't this person's friend. He is really dumb, uses bad grammar, and is female obsessed.
He usually brags (most times, about things he does NOT have.
Look at that Brandonus
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You often wish you weren't this person's friend. He is really dumb, uses bad grammar, and is female obsessed.
He usually brags (most times, about things he does NOT have.
You often wish you weren't this person's friend. He is really dumb, uses bad grammar, and is female obsessed.
He usually brags (most times, about things he does NOT have.
Look at that Brandonus
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Get the Brandonus mug.A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"
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