Branded

If you have sex with someone named, "Brandon", You have just been Branded!

Some fucko named, "Brandon": "Hey dude I just tapped that ass!"

Brandon's friend: " You mean that bitch just got Branded?"

Some Chick: " Ugh I really wish I wouldn't have slept with that Brandon guy last night!"

Chick's Friend: "Girl, Don't be tellin me you been Branded!"

by McWaterMellon and DixieDoosch August 13, 2009

Branded

When upcoming social media creators become unoriginal, they become unfunny and typical. Working for a brand.

-hey, I swear king Bach used to be funny.

-yea, he’s branded now

by ~lovea July 17, 2021

Branded Camel

A woman who tats herself up with a design permission from the artist. Follows it up by texting it to the artist she stole the artwork from and posting repeatedly on her Facebook page. Purely done out of spite. Same type of woman that would offer the tattoo artist a single mom discount for a price break.

Mike; "She's show you the new tat she had done again!"
Richard; "How could I not see it? She shows everyone walking into the bar."
Mike; "You know she stole the artwork for it?"
Richard; "That branded camel is the definition of a low life!"

by ewpew02 September 12, 2012

branded currency

A proprietary form of value, like gift cards or loyalty points, usually issued by merchants and exchanged for goods.

Retailers use branded currency to get new customers and grow loyalty.

by LovesWords January 4, 2018

branded content

Long, boring advertisements on YouTube that no-one in their right mind would ever watch

"I just watched that awesome new piece of Branded Content from Dave's Autos," said no one ever.

by whatlofi January 3, 2014

Branded Cutlet

a tattoo on a woman's chest when she is flat or has very small boobs; most commonly found on white trash females.

Check the branded cutlet on that piece of trash.

by Salmonella Free January 4, 2007

branded muffintop

A female with visible skinfolds protruding out over the top of the waistband on a pair of tight fitting jeans. This is a muffintop. What makes it a branded muffin top is the presence of a tattoo on the lower back.

Females, mostly between the ages of 14 and 35 who choose a certain style of dress as follows. It starts with being overwright or slightly overweight as it related to height. The overweight or puggy female attempts to fit into jeans that are too small for her actual waist size. This results in the displacement of fat over the top of the waistband resembling the top portion of a muffin that sticks out over the wrapper. Branded muffintops have a tattoo on their lower back and tend to wear shirts that are short revealing the muffintop.

by Dubby911 March 29, 2009