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Branches

In terms of family, branches are either future generations of a family, or second plus cousins of an existing family.
The girl was Henry XXX's ninth cousin fifteen times removed, that makes them branches of the same family tree.
by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018
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branched

man i was soo branched last weekend
by vayia May 29, 2005
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3 branches of hipsters

Goth, indie, and scene

Goth:
Emo is a branch of goth, they wear dark colors and dye their hair black. They are not fun people to be with.

Indie:
People that wear their old 3-D glasses with the lenses punched out. To look cool. not fun to be with due to them being very annoying and pretentious.

Scene:
The girls that cut their hair in choppy layers and dye it weird colors. Nobody likes these girls due to them being awkward outcasts that try to stand out.

All groups wear excessive amounts of eyeliner and nobody enjoys their presence.
Have you heard about the 3 branches of hipsters?
Yeah I feel Leanna fits all 3!
Yeah except the whole goth thing
No shes pretty goth too
by Tammy G1 August 21, 2012
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To be high, or the act of getting high off of marijuanna.
Hey, you wanna be branched today?
by abstrak8 March 14, 2005
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Branches

Could be coworkers, friends, neighbors, the guy who delivers your pizza, anybody that knows you. Mostly thought of as family, offspring, ancestors from past generations.
Even the serial killer had a network of branches, before hacking them all off.
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Branches

A term used to describe the condition of one's eyes after they've smoked cannabis. Due to the sudden formation of blood vessels on the sclera, the rapid outburst of capillaries then begin to look like "branches". In extreme cases, such as when one has a subconjunctival hemorrhage, the branches then start to look like either bushes, or extremely thick vines, in which case the term would be changed to "vines".
Chris: "dude, how are my eyes?".

Roger: "....dude, you have branches LOL".

Chris: "fuck! dude give me the drops!".
by Gnomeweed April 2, 2010
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Referring to pathetically thin limbs on a human.
Yo, I was at the gym today and this biznikkle was working out next to me. You should have seen his branches. Just branched-out he was.
by Izzy1979 August 22, 2006
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