Brainfart

A gap, interruption, or uncontrolled shift in a chain of thought resulting in a lull, pause, and/or blank stare during oral communication and sometimes involving the loss of short term memory.

Everyone at the meeting waited for Jim's response as he finally snapped out of his odd gaze into an unseen abyss. "Sorry", he said, "I just had a brainfart, what were we talking about?".

by ExecuMutant September 14, 2008

braincation

A vacation for your brain to escape stress.

Man, the boss is really riding me, sure could use a braincation.

by robo523 January 12, 2009

Brainfart

A spontaneous stupid (Stupid the noun, not stupid the adjective) usually accompanied by loss of train of thought and saying something fantastically stupid without realising it.

"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Hold secondary fire and the screen will change"
"What the hell?
"?? Oh, uhh... brainfart"

by Vor the Mighty March 9, 2004

brainfartitis

The sudden stop of brain function in an extreme moment of need.

The student suffered from a severe case of brainfartitis during his presentation in Dr. Bradford's class.

by Dr. Dick Stationary November 19, 2011

Brainlit

it means- YOU FUCKING DUMBASS GET A BRAIN

Johnny Sins: get 1+10=69
Abella Danger: no it's not you brainlit

by bruhalert October 13, 2020

brainrail

To forcibly fuck somebody or something's head so hard that your penis (or some other foreign object) penetrates that somebody or something's brain.

If that parrot doesn't shut up I am totally going to brainrail it.

by Cat Milker August 19, 2011

Brainfart

Adj. Used to describe a temporary loss of short-term memory.

I was about to answer her when I suddenly had a brainfart.

by Frank Wilson September 11, 2002