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b&m broadband

Based on the UK store name b&m bargains, popular for being cheap and "jippo" saying someone has "b&m broadband" states they have a rubbish connection and a cheap internet,
mainly when playing on a video game and lagging.
rob: omg harry you have b&m broadband
harry: not my fault its lagging
by karok123 May 2, 2010
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broadband

The most efficient way to download porn from the internet
Waahoo! Me and my right hand love broadband!
by JakeStar April 25, 2005
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broadband

Connection to The Internet, with a data carrying capacity of 512*kbps (kilobits per second), or more. Typically supplied to home users by a traditional or cable telco.

* - refers to downstream speed. upstream is typically lower with asymmetrical connections(such as ADSL)
I've just upgraded my Internet connection to broadband
by Steve January 24, 2005
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national broadband network

An internet project thought up by the Labour Party of Australia, where Fibre Optic cable was used to connect Australia to the internet. Soon though was ruined by a dickhead by the name of Malcolm Turnbull who said we didn't need fibre and instead recycled the old copper internet.
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Brainhand

The hand with which one pleasures oneself and/or others sexually
Q: Why is your right arm so buff?
A: My right hand is my brainhand.
by Hippedi January 12, 2012
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Broadband Engine

The Broadband Engine is the Cell based CPU that is going to be used in the upcoming Playstation 3 game console.
Playstation 2 has Emotion Engine
Playstation 3 will have Broadband Engine
by Paul December 14, 2003
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broadband butt

(n.) The weight gain and associated expansion of one's butt caused by the lack of physical activity induced by spending too much time surfing the internet once he has broadband internet access at his home.
Good god, have you seen Jim? He used to be so thin and athletic, but since he's gotten a cable modem he's been stricken by the worst case of broadband butt I've ever seen.
by Franz in HB May 28, 2006
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