National Boyfriend’s Day 

August 12th is National Boyfriend’s Day! Give your bf as much love as there is in the world and show your appreciation, especially by the end of the night 😉

Bf: Hey babe, why are you acting so loving today?
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride

National Boyfriend’s Day by ijustwantlove2763 August 9, 2022

Wife's Boyfriend 

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.

No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.

Wife's Boyfriend by Pogface_063 July 7, 2020

Wife’s Boyfriend 

A man that is allowed to fuck some dude’s wife for the sake of cuckholding.

“I just had a vasectomy yesterday and when I woke up, my wife’s boyfriend surprised me with this!”

Wife’s Boyfriend by Weegee420 December 15, 2019

My wife's boyfriend 

A really nice dude who buys me McDonald's every now and then.

My wife's boyfriend is cool!

My wife's boyfriend by BigDaddyPhilip September 2, 2020

schrödinger's boyfriend

He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.

Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrödinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.

schrödinger's boyfriend by CHorta13 May 11, 2016

hailey's boyfriend 

Hailey's boyfriend's name is Trevor. There is no other exception. Hailey's true love is Trevor.

Guy 1-Oh, look at that Hailey girl she is cute!
Guy 2- Nah man you can't date her, her boyfriend and true love is Trevor.
Guy 1- Damn it.
Guy 2- Yep he is Hailey's Boyfriend

hailey's boyfriend by apersontehe February 19, 2020

Roommate's Boyfriend 

A major pain in the ass. Rude Never Fuckin' Leaves, and snores like an effin 18 wheeler. Blames you for everything...even if you don't have any clue what he's talkin about. Changes your roommate (who used to be your friend) into the biggest bitch you've ever met, and the worst person in the world to live with. He continues to think he owns a piece of your room and never leaves...even when you are getting ready to get in the shower(you actually have to tell him to leave when your standing there in your bra.) Inconsiderate bastard that trys to make you feel guilty for things you didn't even know happend between him and your roommate. Has an incredibly annoying laugh. Locks you out of your own room. Pretty much just a total JackASS who ruines everything about your roommate and former friend. Referred to as Fuckin' Bryan.(or any name works)

My Roommate's Boyfriend fits the definition above perfectly. His Name is Bryan Smith.

Roommate's Boyfriend by Akitram Rrop BW December 31, 2008