bowzie

An alcoholic in Dublin living almost like a down and out. Someone whose life is ruled by drink. Possibly derived from booze.

We went on the piss Friday, Saturday and Sunday. We were like two bowzies going around.

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

texas bowtie

A sexual position involving monkey bars where the girl wraps her legs around the money bars in a bowtie like manor. The male (whilst wearing spurs and a cowboy hat) stands on the ladder to the monkey bars.

Have you tried the texas bowtie?
No I'm not flexible enough.

by Walmartcrew392 January 21, 2017

bowiesexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.

Now I'm not gay, but David Bowie is David Bowie. I guess I'm bowiesexual.

by Stop sucking and get awesome. November 11, 2005

Bowiemas

It's a holiday that occurs on January 8 every year celebrating the birth of St. Bowie. That night, you leave bell peppers and milk out for when St. Bowie comes. When you wake up in the morning, the peppers and milk are gone and he's left you with a huge mound of cocaine!

Person 1: Hey! What did you get for Bowiemas?

Person 2: Cocaine!
Person 1: Wow! Me too!

by reinesalope December 31, 2011

The David Bowie Effect

After the death of David Bowie in 2016, the world has gone to to hell in a handbasket. His death was only the beginning.

"Ya know, nothing's been right since Bowie died a couple years ago. So much shit going on."
"Yeah, that's The David Bowie Effect for you..."

by Marshel5AQW November 12, 2018

David Bowie

A beautiful, semi-androgynous alien that fell to earth in 1976. Has innate seductive powers, often exhibited through a haunting mating call (sounds oddly like rock music). Has been rumored to have the ability to impregnate earth women with a glance.

"I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human." --David Bowie

by C. M. L. July 30, 2009

david bowie

A) A rock'n'roll god, who changed his style many times, yet was always great.
B) The only crossdresser even straight guys could respect.

"Making love with his ego, Ziggy stepped up into his mind. Like a leper messiah, when the kids had killed the man I had to break up the baaaaaaand." Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie

by Effing Holly March 29, 2005