A wonderful group of friends from the May 2011 BB; nice, wholesome girls who enjoy puppies, long walks on the beach, and the occasional clown; Ladies who are funny and caring; something many aspire to be, but few are able to attain.
Girls who are likely to tell you the truth rather than fill you with unicorn lies.
WINNING, duh.
Girls who are likely to tell you the truth rather than fill you with unicorn lies.
WINNING, duh.
I heard that girl is a botchy notch! Really? I want to be just like her-- she always is so wise and funny. I bet she is really pretty, too.
by Unicorn de jour May 2, 2011
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Botchy notches find humor even in the most mundane places, because a life without laughter is no life at all.
Oh and according to some people’s example of a definition, botchy notches are “narky”.
Botchy notches find humor even in the most mundane places, because a life without laughter is no life at all.
Oh and according to some people’s example of a definition, botchy notches are “narky”.
Someone once told me it was ok to let my 2 week old cry herself to sleep, is that a good idea? OMG NO!!! Ask a botchy notch she'll tell you why!
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Get the Botchy crease mug.You know, that guy who reminds you of the biggest bitchy woman you've ever met, only he's a "Bitchy Man".
by Sick&Tired2 May 25, 2012
Get the Bitchy Man mug.The TRUE current era of professional wrestling. For 20 years, since 2000, all that has truly mattered in wrestling, has been Brock Lesnar, Batista, Bill Goldberg, Randy Orton, Triple H, John Cena, and Hulk Hogan. B.O.T.C.H. It is a botched era of wrestling, dominated by the same performers, over and over and over. Once in awhile the WWE will throw in a couple other guys to distract you from what is really going on (Ziggler, Sandow, Barrett, Ambrose, Reigns, Nakamura, Kennedy), but they will always revert back to the same 6-8 corporately safe, boring, predictable, banal performers. For example, Batista coming back in 2014 to automatically win the 2014 Royal Rumble, and Hulk Hogan hosting Raw in 2021 promoting his H PHONE. Wrestling can't and will not get better until all of these guys stop, retire, or die. PERIOD.
All that truly matters in wrestling is Brock, Orton, HHH, Cena, and Hogan. Welcome to the Botch Era!
Cena wins again?! Come on!
What did you expect, it's the Botch Era.
Did you know that from 2000-2015 there was a 50% chance that Cena, Orton, or Triple H were in the main event of every single PPV produced by WWE? How good could a show be using 3 guys over and over and over and over?
Duh, it's the Botch Era.
Cena wins again?! Come on!
What did you expect, it's the Botch Era.
Did you know that from 2000-2015 there was a 50% chance that Cena, Orton, or Triple H were in the main event of every single PPV produced by WWE? How good could a show be using 3 guys over and over and over and over?
Duh, it's the Botch Era.
by MrSambo February 8, 2021
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Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..
She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)
A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.
TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..
She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)
A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.
TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant
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Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!
Botched: bok bok!!
Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn
Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*
Junior: picks up botched from school
Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*
Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW
principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring
Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold
Security: *attempts to detain the beak*
Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*
“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”
security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*
Junior: *leaves with the beak*
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Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of
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Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain
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“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably
“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably
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Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
_________
Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!
Botched: bok bok!!
Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn
Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*
Junior: picks up botched from school
Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*
Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW
principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring
Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold
Security: *attempts to detain the beak*
Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*
“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”
security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*
Junior: *leaves with the beak*
_____
Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of
————-
Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain
_____________
“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably
“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably
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Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
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