by free! January 11, 2005
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Someone who tries to pretend they're from Boston, but aren't. A Fake Bostonian is an out-ah-townah who possesses a Boston sweatshirt, says that they're from Boston, and has a varying degree of a Boston accent (usually they drop their r's, but don't have the vowels right).
Often seen using the water fountain instead of the bubblah, using their blinkers and calling them directionals, driving cautiously, putting rubber bands in their shopping carts instead of elastics in their carriage, and driving in traffic circles instead of rotarys.
Often seen using the water fountain instead of the bubblah, using their blinkers and calling them directionals, driving cautiously, putting rubber bands in their shopping carts instead of elastics in their carriage, and driving in traffic circles instead of rotarys.
Person: Can you put this in the shopping caht?
Bostonian: Fucking A, ah you a Fake Bostonian? Everyone around heah calls it a carriage.
Bostonian: Fucking A, ah you a Fake Bostonian? Everyone around heah calls it a carriage.
by Bahstonian January 21, 2011
Get the Fake Bostonian mug.Not a unique organism; they are plentiful and continue to multiply. Typically sucks a host neighborhood, city, or town dry of its own unique culture and affordability within 10 years. These fast-acting parasites take hold in compromised areas such as poorer neighborhoods, undeveloped farmland, and forests.
Typically, a virus (Avalon) compromises these areas. Local governments, or immune systems, are too weak or are easily bribed by the virus. Once the virus take foot, ugly plastic buildings are placed where trees once were. This creates a breeding ground for the BostonParasites to swarm in and multiply.
- Bikes to job in designer clothing.
- Uses harness to keep offspring from running into street while ordering ice cream on GrubHub.
- Say the word "Concierge" around one. If they do not react with cringe, they are parasitic.
- Lanyard hanging from the neck with tech startup labeled on the front.
Presence is heavy in areas including; Seaport, Cambridge, South End, Belmont, Burlington, Lexington, etc.
- Supports equality without putting it to practice. Examples include living in non-diverse areas or supporting higher taxes that they themselves can afford despite the poor becoming poorer. Abhorrent of civil liberties, they immerse in an ever-expanding loss of privacy with obsessions over the latest tech devices like Alexa. A Toyota Prius with bumper stickers of candidates that continue to support big oil and the military industrial complex is another strong sign.
Typically, a virus (Avalon) compromises these areas. Local governments, or immune systems, are too weak or are easily bribed by the virus. Once the virus take foot, ugly plastic buildings are placed where trees once were. This creates a breeding ground for the BostonParasites to swarm in and multiply.
- Bikes to job in designer clothing.
- Uses harness to keep offspring from running into street while ordering ice cream on GrubHub.
- Say the word "Concierge" around one. If they do not react with cringe, they are parasitic.
- Lanyard hanging from the neck with tech startup labeled on the front.
Presence is heavy in areas including; Seaport, Cambridge, South End, Belmont, Burlington, Lexington, etc.
- Supports equality without putting it to practice. Examples include living in non-diverse areas or supporting higher taxes that they themselves can afford despite the poor becoming poorer. Abhorrent of civil liberties, they immerse in an ever-expanding loss of privacy with obsessions over the latest tech devices like Alexa. A Toyota Prius with bumper stickers of candidates that continue to support big oil and the military industrial complex is another strong sign.
The tragic death of Boston and the surrounding area has been found to be largely attributed to the significant presence of BostonParasites. "The Parasites are coming! The Parasites are coming!"
by VeryUnenthusiastic April 17, 2020
Get the BostonParasite mug.person who was born and grew up in Boston. Die Hard Sports fan from the Sox To the Bruins. Knows there way around the twists and turns of downtown. Has a knack for hating anything New York related. Sometimes might leave off an "r" or add "wicked" when speaking or put an "ie" in ur neighborhoods name and call it "Westie" or "Southie" and of course the MBTA is just the "T".
Mike had lived in boston since he was a boy, now having been there for most of his life he is no doubt a Bostonian for life.
by Boston Joe September 2, 2007
Get the Bostonian mug.A sexual encounter, typically in public and typically between two males, wherein the couple frot (rub) against each other until one or both of the parties reach orgasm. Mutual hand Jobs are also acceptable, as long as the majority of the clothes stay on, the encounter happens in a secluded public place. Named after Boston, 'cause, really, what else are you gonna do there besides fuck and go to sporting events?
Gentleman A: I do say Wilberforce, you're looking rather dashing this evening
Gentleman B: Thank you Chauncey old bean, but it seems I have a rather urgent tumescence in my breeches, could I interest you in a Gentlemanly Bostonian Fuck?
Gentleman A: Why Wilberforce, that sounds smashing. Shall we rendezvous behind the azalea bushes? Wouldn't want the Mrs. to see, what?
Gentleman B: Topping, old bean, simply topping.
Gentleman B: Thank you Chauncey old bean, but it seems I have a rather urgent tumescence in my breeches, could I interest you in a Gentlemanly Bostonian Fuck?
Gentleman A: Why Wilberforce, that sounds smashing. Shall we rendezvous behind the azalea bushes? Wouldn't want the Mrs. to see, what?
Gentleman B: Topping, old bean, simply topping.
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Man my eyes are so fucking red, I just beat the first 250 levels of Bosconian.
The polyphonic beeps of Bosconian haunt my dreams...
The polyphonic beeps of Bosconian haunt my dreams...
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