borked

To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.

Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".

by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 07, 2004

Bork

The speech of Gabe the Dog

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by poyoride February 09, 2017

Bork

What dogs do in the posher areas of Dublin.

That focking dog kept borking all night long.

by jimthesheep March 30, 2011

bork

The sound a doggo makes before going into maximum bork drive.

Doggo is prepared to go into maximum bork drive after borking more than 2 times.

by Magic neosporin December 20, 2016

bork

The sound doggos and puppers make

The doggo borked a lot at the kitter

by Get_Shrekt November 26, 2016

Bork

To Bork is to break in almost any way. can be used to completely replace "break" esp. pertains to rendering software done (aka borked, broken) or completely unusable, similar to bricking as well...

"Ryan borked his Renegade installation" "Ryan is borken, hes been thinking too much" "Jeremy borked his psp" "BORK BORK BORK BORK" "please dont bork it!"

by Charging Mooses August 05, 2009

bork

Irreversibly damaged.

My soundcard is borked.

by Liverstar October 17, 2001