borify

to make something boring

Mr. D can really borify roman mythology

by bob February 25, 2005

Barbify

To clean or make something look better.

This slide you made is horrible, you need to barbify it before sending it to the client.

by Commodore Matteo February 19, 2009

Bordify

Bordify bord-a-fy v. Word combo of Border and fortify. To strengthen one's borders via walls, armies, guns, etc. Commonly utilized along country borders,geographic areas, property lines and board games.

It is essential in the game of Risk to bordify one's borders so that when they attack they cannot break through.

I need to bordify my yard to keep the neighbors kids out.

Our country needs to bordify.

by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) February 25, 2009

boobify

to make an object more boob like or to refer to someone's computer being filled with images of boobs

We were on Nick's computer and we decided to boobify it.

by GiggleSmilez October 12, 2009

Borify

A combination of "boring" and "horrific" When an experience or conversation is so incredibly dull that it could be defined as a horrifying experience.

Janie don't borify me with another lecture on the migration patterns of dung beetles. Last time I almost slit my throat with a spoon.

by ETDer November 7, 2010

borrifying

(bohr-iff-eye'-ing), -adjective; def: when the depth of mind-numbing boredom is so far-reaching, such a vast maw (see: mawesome) that one is literally horrified by the void of stimulus. Often inspires irrational fear that nothing will ever be interesting again.

The braggart droned on about his musical career... The conversation was so long and bad it was borrifying!

by bl4cksh33p February 7, 2010

Barbify

A female that dedicates 6-8 weeks every Spring to restoring a bikini ready bod; which may include juice fasts, professional massages, minor plastic surgery enhancements, vitamin supplements, airbrush tans, and grueling workouts with Ken, her personal trainer.

If you can afford it, I recommend barbifying every spring and wearing a minimum SPF 15 at the beach to preserve your youthful appearance for years to come. Avoid tanning beds, smoking, drugs, junk food and other such premature agers, as much as possible throughout the year.

by southseasskincare luv May 7, 2013