bootyism

a religion originating in the east(coast) encouraging the endowment of large quantities of (female) booty, getting booty, banging booty, etc.

1)I've recently converted to bootyism. 2)Since the divorce, I've been able to practice bootyism.

by Steve January 6, 2003

bootyism

Tiger Woods' real faith and religion.

Simon: did you hear that Tiger have cured his nymphomania with Buddhism?

John: No, mate! It was Bootyism...

by GTita April 9, 2010

bootyism

Tiger Woods' professed religion of choice.

Sorry, Elin, I was just at the temple studying some new Bootyist techniques I read about. You know, I'm really into Bootyism.

by hard cora April 9, 2010

bootyism

The religion of booty

''Fuck those other boring ass religions dude, I just converted to bootyism, best shit EVER!!!''

by longjonsilverticklemeelmo April 11, 2010

bootyism

Bootyism is a sexy religion often confused with Budhism.

I know more about Bootyism than I do about Catholicism!

by The French Diggler September 24, 2009

bootyism

another way of sharing your care of love with a friend

We need to share some bootyism with Tayler and Jessica.

by Jessica December 17, 2003

Bootyism

A religious belief and philosophy centered on the unwavering, almost religious, appreciation of the booty. Bootyism celebrates the divine allure of the booty, treating it as both a cosmic phenomenon and a life-altering force.

I practice bootyism.

She has the booty I worship.

In her booty I trust.

I pray to her booty.

by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025