Bootstrapium

What you earn by working hard for success like all your favorite Billionaire crushes tell you to.

Keep mining for bootstrapium, serfs

Blackrock's forever rentals won't build themselves

by Cerebrex April 13, 2022

Bootstrapping

The action of lifting yourself out of poverty through sheer skill and force of will. It is about as plausible as the name suggests.

More billionaires exist now than ever before. If we all started bootstrapping, every American could become a billionaire!

by Sitbear April 9, 2021

Bootystracted

The act of being distracted because you were looking at a girl's ass.

Angelo: Oh shit dude, look at the ride passing by
Memo: What ride?
Angelo: I can't believe you got Bootystracted, the Mustang was bad ass.
Memo: You can't miss a good ass tho.

by angelo4chris June 1, 2016

boobist

believing that one boob size is inferior to another. belief in breast size superiority. animosity toward other breast sizes. person who judges one on the size of their breasts.

girl 1: they wouldn't give me the job because my boobs are too big.
girl 2: thats boobist.

by rayford February 23, 2006

bootstrap

(v.) to cause a system (usually a computer system) to build itself; to build something complex by giving a simple instruction. From the concept of "pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps."

That virus crashed (def. 6) my Solaris box (def. 8), so I had to bootstrap it from the CD.

by heikediguoren September 14, 2006

Bible Bootstrap

Referencing the Bible in an attempt to justify actions that are heinous and ungodly.

Amy: I just heard a politician on television say that the Bible justifies separating children from their mothers at the border. What BS!

Juan: Seriously? I bet God really hates it when people try to Bible bootstrap their own evil ideas to the good book.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Bootitty Dip

A combination of booty dip and titty dip. A girl with a nice booty and an equally nice set of titties.

(At the pool)

Garrett - "Damn Adem do you see that girl with that fat ass and nice set of titties?"
Adem - "Yea, that bootitty dip must be an alien, because her ass and titties are out of this world."

by A&T's November 14, 2010