Boonar

A general bastardization of an idiot someone who has shown themselves up by doing soemthing stupid.

'Doris you boonar you spilt coffee granuals all over the kitchen floor'

'Fred you boonar he said you broke his clock not his cock'

by Elliot Wright May 13, 2005

Blonard

Er ist ein zauber für alle Frauen. Alle wollen ihn haben. Er hat eine sexy austrahlung und glänzt vor schönheit.
Er ist einfach eine sexy bombe. Blonard ist ein Albaner der sehr schön ist.

Mädchen: Wie heisst denn dieser hübsche junge da?
Anderes Mädchen: Natürlich Blonard!

by Beniboy January 7, 2019

sex the bonard

a phrase with any number of vague meanings.

1. "Sex the bonard!" -- expressing approval.

2. "Sex the bonard." -- saying goodbye.

3. "Sex the bonard!" -- expressing outrage.

by J. E. Willfred July 20, 2008

Bonard

Combination bonehead/retard.

Willis is such a bonard!

by The Shartingtons April 20, 2006

boozard

drunkard

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

boonar

A hugely versatile word that can be used in a multitude of situations. Most commonly used as a bastardization of the word Boner.

Eh, blud, I boonared her face till she bled from her ears.

I gave the monkey in the zoo a boonarnar.

She gave me the hugest boonar.

by Bob February 2, 2004

Boontard

Often used in gaming and was originally conceived by a member of the ={NF}= "no fear" clan of Spearhead fame. His name was "Spunkmeier" or "spunky" for short.

The term was formed of two words "noob" meaning a newbie who cannot play for shit. And Bastard. The noob was reversed and added to the last part of Bastard to form "boontard"...

This word was used instead of calling someone a "bastard noob" one would simply say BOONTARD!

Don't stand there, you'll get shot in the head you fucking boontard!!

by Philzee April 9, 2009