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Boger

Boger is the name given to what was believed to be the first golgothan shit demon. Currently, the term boger is used to define all that is wretched and nausiating. In order for one to become a boger, proper hygiene must be completely ignored to the extent that having to tolerate the smell of oneself causes a permanent look of euphoria. Intelligence is a huge factor in defining what is a boger as well. For the boger is, along with the gideon, one of the least cerebral beings known to man. With that being said, it can easily be understood that the word boger is one of the worst insults that can be given in today's culture.
"Goddammit, you freakin' boger, take a damned bath! And brush your teeth, too. Better yet, just shoot yourself!"
by garrison August 3, 2004
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To put a bogey onto the end of ones erect penis.
Kate "What is this strange taste on your dick?"

Mark "That would be my boger".

Kate "What's a boger?"

Mark "That would be my mucous member, my phlem fallus, my snotty man snake, my sputum schlong"

Kate "wretch"
by indiana80 April 24, 2011
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by FooperShmooper :D June 19, 2019
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will is a boger
by bob April 19, 2004
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