When you wake up with wood and have to lean against the wall behild the toilet so you don't piss all over the bathroom.
Woke up with wood and it caught a bit of backsplash before I realized I had to get my boner lean on.
by bunghammer January 20, 2011
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How to play:
Minimum of 2 players, and all players must be male.
The players must take turns leaping over each other whilst completely naked, and avoid becoming sexually aroused.
The last man without an erection is declared the winner, also known as the "Last Man Not Standing".
How to play:
Minimum of 2 players, and all players must be male.
The players must take turns leaping over each other whilst completely naked, and avoid becoming sexually aroused.
The last man without an erection is declared the winner, also known as the "Last Man Not Standing".
Joe: *hop*
Hank: *hop*
Greg: Ow, my eye!
Hank: Sorry Greg!
Greg: No problem! *hop* Uh oh... Looks like Joe is the Last Man Not Standing!
Joe: Not for long!
Hank: Wow that was fun! Who's up for another round of Naked Boner Leap Frog?!
Hank: *hop*
Greg: Ow, my eye!
Hank: Sorry Greg!
Greg: No problem! *hop* Uh oh... Looks like Joe is the Last Man Not Standing!
Joe: Not for long!
Hank: Wow that was fun! Who's up for another round of Naked Boner Leap Frog?!
by Amazua October 5, 2013
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At one time, it had only a gas station. Now, it is one of the fastest growing cities in Washington state. Bonney Lake is situated just 20 minutes NE of Tacoma, and an hour from the beautiful Mt. Rainier. Although the highschool students that reside here like to pretend to be white trash/hicks, most are actually middle class - upper middle class people since there are three lakes in the small town to buy choice property. Although Bonney Lake has almost nothing to offer except for a movie theatre, plenty of coffee joints, and an awesome sushi bar, it is still way better than neighboring towns Buckley and Sumner.
by Shauna Jean June 26, 2008
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As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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Jane: Hey, are you looking at my tits?
John: N-no, I just...er...
Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.
*John Straightens up*
John: ...anyone have a tissue?
John: N-no, I just...er...
Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.
*John Straightens up*
John: ...anyone have a tissue?
by theresnofreenamesonUD March 1, 2008
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No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.
by psylence July 11, 2015
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Oh my god, me and Paul Drozdowski got wasted last night and did boner lines in the castro district of San Francisco untill 5am.
by John eagert August 10, 2007
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