boneragmatic

getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.

jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!

by samuel adams January 31, 2005

bonering

The act of hands-free, semi-masturbation between two dudes.
Two (or more) guys rubbing their penises against each other.

"Did you guys fuck last night?"
"No, we spent most of the time bonering."
"Awesome!"

by jdandy January 19, 2010

bonering

noun. the action of getting a boner. what happens when a guys sees any really hot chick.

Dude! Check out that fine ass over there maan, I think I'm bonering!

by FatalError March 10, 2004

bonering

Generally getting excited about something

I am totally bonering for our upcoming ski trip.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010

Bonerage

When you think you see a hot girl far away, but as you get closer you realize she is not hot at all. It's like a mirage for your boner.

John: Oh man that girl looks so hot... I'm about to pop a huge boner..

two minutes pass and they get closer.

Bob: Ew, dude, she's actually really ugly.. Bonerage..

by LucasAT February 4, 2006

Bonerrang

When a guy goes out with the intent of finding a hook-up for the night, but returns home with nothing...returning like a boomerang

Cause could be, but is not limited to: being rejected, no attractive girls around, didn't drink enough to find average/ugly girls attractive, drank too much and couldn't close

Man1 - hey dude, you went out last night, right? did you end up pulling anything?
Man2 - nope. it was a total bonerrang
Man1 - struck out?
Man2 - took myself out of the game and came home early

by Digi_Dingo December 12, 2014

Bonering

To get a "Boner" intentionally or doing it for fun.

Person:What r u doing!?
You:Ummmmm nothing
Person:Are you sure i swear ur bonering...
You:Well Yeah.....

by MAhCuk November 21, 2016