male 1: "Dude! I just jacked off five minutes ago, and i have another boner."
male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."
male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."
by yungdaisy December 31, 2011
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-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.
-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.
by FegelFatso November 29, 2019
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Your sister gives me such boneritus!
by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006
Get the boneritus mug.1. An ugly girl
2. Lesbian
3. a person who ruins something (i.e- party pooper)
4. a person who ruins an erections by means of anything
5. someone who is so horrific looking that they may prevent futher drinking and partying
2. Lesbian
3. a person who ruins something (i.e- party pooper)
4. a person who ruins an erections by means of anything
5. someone who is so horrific looking that they may prevent futher drinking and partying
EXAMPLES: (( THEY GO ALONG WITH EACH DEFINITIONS BY NUMBER))
1. Dayum that bitch is bonekill
2. She had me going; but turns out shes a bonekill
3. Stop being such a bonekill
4. she sucked my dick soo good; that bitch is a bone kill
5. I woke up next to a bone kill; dayum i never want get trashed again.
1. Dayum that bitch is bonekill
2. She had me going; but turns out shes a bonekill
3. Stop being such a bonekill
4. she sucked my dick soo good; that bitch is a bone kill
5. I woke up next to a bone kill; dayum i never want get trashed again.
by siick_wiit_it_xox December 15, 2006
Get the bonekill mug.A horrible disease that afflicts the human skeleton. This disease comes in three distinct forms. Type "A", being the second most-common variant affects the order in which the symptoms present themselves. Type "A" is known as the "top-down" variant, meaning that it starts at the head and works its way down to the feet. Type "B", being the third most common, is known as "bottom-up", meaning that it starts at the feet and works its way up to the top of the skull. Type "C", being the most common, is known as the "OH JESUS" form as this variant displays the symptoms of boneitis all at once. Boneitis itself is a disease of the human skeleton that causes individual bones to explode. Each bone has a distinct eruption:
-Femurs tend to explode through the front of the thigh.
-Tibias tend the explode out of the sides.
-The tricep/bicep area and the shoulder erupt at a perpendicular to the center of the body at a frontal orientation.
-The digits, both hand and feet, erupt in a fashion known as the "firecracker" effect.
-The ribcage breaks apart at the sternum, swinging open, and exposing the internal organs.
-The individual ribs themselves explode into small bits of bone shrapnel (CAUTION: When witnessing Boneitis, please seek shelter as shrapnel may harm you)
-The mandible splits in the center swinging out similarly to the ribcage, then the arms of the mandible likewise explode with particular ferocity.
-The skull implodes.
The only bone which remains intact is the pelvis, although in perfect condition (if those afflicted are in nominal health), bursts into flame.
Boneitis can be transmitted in the air, through water, blood, semen, vaginal fluid, rectal fluid, phlegm, hair follicles, skin, fecal matter, and through digestive fluid including salivary fluid.
-Femurs tend to explode through the front of the thigh.
-Tibias tend the explode out of the sides.
-The tricep/bicep area and the shoulder erupt at a perpendicular to the center of the body at a frontal orientation.
-The digits, both hand and feet, erupt in a fashion known as the "firecracker" effect.
-The ribcage breaks apart at the sternum, swinging open, and exposing the internal organs.
-The individual ribs themselves explode into small bits of bone shrapnel (CAUTION: When witnessing Boneitis, please seek shelter as shrapnel may harm you)
-The mandible splits in the center swinging out similarly to the ribcage, then the arms of the mandible likewise explode with particular ferocity.
-The skull implodes.
The only bone which remains intact is the pelvis, although in perfect condition (if those afflicted are in nominal health), bursts into flame.
Boneitis can be transmitted in the air, through water, blood, semen, vaginal fluid, rectal fluid, phlegm, hair follicles, skin, fecal matter, and through digestive fluid including salivary fluid.
He caught boneitis, and before my eyes his bones came out of him, and then their splinters chased me as his bones proceeded to explode.
by The Major & Sacha March 16, 2005
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Dear Points of View,
I was very unhappy after I watched Bonekickers on BBC1 last night.As the programmes title suggests, I expected to see at least one of the shows stars boot someone in the trouser-snake. But to my disbelief and horror, not one person was kicked in the pecker. Please rectify(erectify).
Confused from Scotland.
I was very unhappy after I watched Bonekickers on BBC1 last night.As the programmes title suggests, I expected to see at least one of the shows stars boot someone in the trouser-snake. But to my disbelief and horror, not one person was kicked in the pecker. Please rectify(erectify).
Confused from Scotland.
by Hello its M D August 15, 2008
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