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bogost

1. Having no game, no one wants to sleep with you.
2. An adult virgin
3. It’s a circle life-once you become it, there is no going back (few can escape)
Look at Lara, she escaped bogost. Good for her!
by DirtyDunja May 17, 2021
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bogosity

The degree to which something is bogus. Bogosity is measured with a bogometer; in a seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise his hand and say “My bogometer just triggered”. More extremely, “You just pinned my bogometer” means you just said or did something so outrageously bogus that it is off the scale, pinning the bogometer needle at the highest possible reading (one might also say “You just redlined my bogometer”). The agreed-upon unit of bogosity is the microLenat.
Bush's claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction (WMD) pegged my bogometer at 1000 microLenats, producing bogosity of Biblical proportions.
by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 15, 2011
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bogometer

Noun: Imaginary device used to measure the bogosity of a piece of information or information container.
That speech by the president pegged my bogometer.

Dude, my bogometer's in the red, I don't believe a word of it!
by Snullbug December 1, 2004
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bogoyatoo

n. a penis fart. the expulsion of air from the penis after masturbating too many times. the sound of blowing air out of the penis after receiving a blowjob.
After jerking off 8 times in one day, Max had a bogoyatoo.

Two guys standing next to one another at a urinal.
Guy 1: What was that sound?
Guy 2: A bogoyatoo.
Guy 1: Oh, you recently got a blowjob.
Guy 2: You got it.
by UglyStickRules August 9, 2010
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Morning Bognor

A morning bognor is a cocktail to be enjoyed with breakfast:

It consists of the following:
- Jagermeister
- Vodka
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Tabasco Sauce
- Red Bull.

Can also be enjoyed as an evening cocktail but is then known as a Bognor Regis.

Must always be served with a small umbrella.
I believe I will enjoy a Morning Bognor with this mornings cereal.
by drunkendisco October 28, 2009
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Bogos Binted

"Hey just wondering if you got your photos printed?"
"Bogos binted?"
"What"
"👽"
by Cava the musical June 19, 2021
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boghos

a sexy mans that likes to take girls out to mcdonald’s , has a hot body and gets all the lady’s
he has a big dick it’s boghos
by cardiBeowwwww July 6, 2018
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