Bidening

Getting on a bike when you're a hundred fucking years old with dementia, putting BOTH feet inside the bike's toe clips, stopping the bike with both feet still inside the toe clips, and falling on your old ass right in front of all the media your handlers paid off to make you look young.

All the kids are Bidening nowadays...

by @ilDonaldoTrumpo July 15, 2022

Bidening

Bidening is the act of posing like Biden in those special moments, whether they be falling off a bike or tripping up stairs just like "The Big Guy".

Love your Bidening pix! Hope you get a million likes!

by cokathleen July 20, 2022

bodeing

a lot of arm flailing and blank looks

It was impossible to understand how pissed off she was until she started bodeing

by SpamapS January 15, 2010

bodeling

Shopping without a purpose. just for the fun of it. A serendipitous excursion to find the treasure that you weren't even looking for.

So what did you guys do today? We had lunch and went bodeling downtown. There was a new gift shop and I found a birthday present for my Mom.

by NolenVolens July 29, 2017

bidening

Being completely incompetent whilst holding a public office.

- Bernd: Have you heard about Nancy Faeser?
- Rudolf: Yeah, she posted a pic on Twitter with herself and four students flashing islamist hand signs without her knowing. She's totally my favorite to win this year's national bidening championships.

by dwight_eisenhower July 19, 2022

Joe Bidening

is when a father kindly walks up to one of his children and smells their hair after that he makes them get into the shower with him. After this, the father tells the children to pay attention to his campaign speech which consists of him rocking back and forth doing the helicopter meat spin while doing the Biden smile as widely as his face will allow. Afterward, he bends over and farts loudly while acting like he forgot how to get out of the shower and falling out of the shower while holding his hands up like he is riding a bicycle while screaming at the top of his lungs poor kids are just as smart as white kids.

Jeff: Hey Sarah did you hear what happened to Billy last night?
Sarah: No Jeff what happened to Billy?
Jeff: His dad let Billy have a Joe Bidening!
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jeff: I know Billy said it looked like he was swinging it around in the rain like a boat motor in water.

by The masked scrotum November 18, 2022

Bidening

November 17th, 2020. All outside thoughts are suppressed. There is no opposition. It has been 13 days since Joe Biden has been elected president, and all white males not supportive of his regime have been put into work camps.

This country is about to experience the next Bidening.

by bf1_medic October 31, 2020