bobbitise

To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.

If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018

bobbito

Someone who's very laid back and chill. Gets LOTS of pussy on the daily and has a never ending dooby.

Damn you seen Bobbito last night? He had hella bitches.

by cvmslvt November 6, 2017

The Lorena Bobbit

A sexual act. Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)

His ex gave hime "the lorena bobbit". Thats how he ended up in the hospital

by cordlessyeah February 13, 2019

Lorena Bobbit

When a women cuts off a man's penis.

"Oh my god, she just pulled a Lorena Bobbit on me!"

by omfghi2u2 October 25, 2006

bobbit

A man who has had his penis cut off by his wife. Coined in 1993 after Lorena Bobbit emasculated her husband when he was sleeping.

That poor bobbit should have never pissed off his wife.

by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

bobbitise

verb, to cut off a man's genetalia. From John Wayne Bobbit, maimed by his wife in 1993.

"I was going to try shaving down there, but I was afraid of getting bobbitised!"

by sashamd March 22, 2005

bobbith

a a word meaning a person who is vertically challenged with severe mental retardation.
they also have a strange obsession with the
f-word.

sawyer calls himself bobbith jubely,
i guess he must be a bobbith if he call himself one?

by Stephen Otto July 15, 2008