twater boarding

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.

So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!

by jconn88 August 26, 2013

Space Boarding

Skateboarding/longboarding photos with the background image replaced with a picture of the cosmos.

The new photo you took of us longboarding is a perfect pic for space boarding.

by Golden029 March 27, 2015

squirt water boarding

When a man or woman is on the receiving end of an orgasm (female ejaculation) and it nearly drowns them.

Queening and squirting, while the receiver cannot move.

My Queen sat on my face and orgasmed so much, it felt like she was squirt water boarding me!

by Mistress Red Nose June 13, 2016

Bolyarding

Being arrogant and cocky about your job

Stop bolyarding around jim and let Charlie show you how it's done!

by Uncle nasty June 8, 2016

Whine Boarding

The act of being forced to listen to someone whining about any give topic. Form a torture.

I was able to go home after she was done whine boarding me, but I did get laid!

by Wallville January 5, 2008

Pre-Wake Boarding

The act of trailing an ambulance on the road so as to pass all the cars pulling off to allow the ambulance by.

I was about to be late for work until an ambulance pulled out in front of me in a hurry. I sped up and was Pre-Wake Boarding all the way to work and managed to get there on time.

by Sammyp July 17, 2013

broboarding

When a group of bro's go snowboarding together. No females allowed. Just a bunch of bro's shredding the fresh pow pow.

Brandon: "Hey Matt when you get your license you should drive me and Burch up to the mountain and go snowboarding!"
Matt: "No bro, we'll go broboarding. Just us 3 bros."
Brandon: "Yeah bro! We'll shred the gnar!"

by brandonemoninja February 17, 2010