Bob the Builder

A children's cartoon character who, alledgedly, 'can fix it.' The truth of this claim is attested to in various episodes, and yet he is still to score with Wendy (the blonde chick).

Bob the Builder, can you fix my relationship with my wife? No? Oh well, at least you can free me from the obligation of interacting with my kids...

by Jordan G October 25, 2004

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bob likes to eat.
bob is fat.
bob needs help.

each like is how many seconds bob lives

Bob the builder is going to die

by DareGoblin October 10, 2018

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a bald guy who fails to do everything and is made of clay. he has friends that are talking cars and trucks. in a few words.
HE IS A FREAKIN BLOB OF CLAY WHO HAS NO REAL FRIENDS AND IS AN EMO SON-OF-A-GUN WHO GAVE UP ON LIFE AND CANT GET A WOMAN!!!

someone random:hey bob can u fix my toy car??

bob the builder: no its fucked

by Jack Carrington September 05, 2008

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One who tries to fix a girl's crazy-ass personality but many other guys tried to fix her

''I can fix her bro!!!'', he thinks she's fine.
''Ain't no way, many other guys tried to fix her. U ain't fucking bob the builder

by Vizzy.cx March 29, 2023

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Bob The Builder

To describe one douche who wears tools he will never use on his belt, may also have a cell phone handy also. Usually this one walks around like a tough truck driver.

Look at Bob the builder over there.

Where did Brian get his Bob the builder starter kit?

Hey Tom, I swear my son has the same plastic hammer, does it say fisher price too?

by Albino Anaconda February 17, 2009

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