Bob Ross

I am very sorry,I think you meant to search greatest man of all time but died because of the devil we call cancer,I am not kidding Bob Ross is the greatest man alive,he paints happy little trees and clouds and always say you can do it and make you feel warm and nice inside.

Man 1:Wanna watch Bob Ross
Man 2:Yes,yes I do

by LixinLeow November 28, 2018

Bob Ross

When you run out of toilet paper while taking a shit and use the wall to wipe your ass

“Ah shit I’m all out of toilet paper...oh well looks like I’m doing a Bob Ross. The wall is my canvas and I am the brush”

by Razalaz February 21, 2019

Bob Ross

Bob Ross the most wholesome guy that lived on this planet.

Bob Ross was a whole guy, wasn't he?
He was...sure was.

by steponmyfuckintoebeach December 12, 2019

Bob Ross

Bob Ross is another word for Jesus.

"who the fuck is bob dross?"
"its Bob Ross you fucking bitch, and he is basically jesus"

by JustDidABadThing August 26, 2019

Bob Ross

Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Kaepernick."

I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Bob Ross.

by MoltenPoo October 21, 2020

Bob Ross

The sexiest most incredible man alive. On par with Jesus and Reuben Johnston. He paints happy little pictures for all ages to enjoy and to be honest, I don't know why there isn't a happy little religion for to praise our lord.

Bob Ross: "Let's paint a happy little cloud"
Me:"Ok"
Bob Ross"Let's paint another happy little cloud. Make a little friend. We all need friends"
Me: *a single tear rolling down my face* "Ok"

by Sirloin Groin May 08, 2019

Bob Ross

He is our lord and savior and one day he will rise and paint us a beautiful world. There will be happy little trees with happy little tree friends every where you look . He will make us into the perfect beings of pure happiness and paint and if there is a problem he will just paint the mistake out . Everywhere will be nature and happy animals and clouds and water . He will give us the perfect life and world . There will be no war no disease no disaster only harmony and perfect life . Because bob Ross will save our mortal souls . No body will die or feel pain only happiness . Every won’t have to worry about taxes or any money troubles . We will all paint . We will also worship Mr Rogers and Guy Fieri and Shaggy and Smokey The Bear . No sadness or anger . Just beauty and peace.

Bob Ross : painting god

by Guy Cosby April 17, 2020