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Burping a tire 

Riding your bike with tubeless tires and you blow a flat.
Brah! I was out gravel grinding and I burped a tire! Burping a tire caused me to separate my shoulder.... both of them
Burping a tire by Senior BroBrah November 10, 2018

burping the chair 

When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.
The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.
burping the chair by CJStrizzle October 22, 2006

blarping 

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
blarping by kevinbeal December 14, 2015

Self-Blumping 

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.
Self-blumping
Self-Blumping by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011

Cum-burping-gutter-slut 

A term used to describe a woman or man who is thought to engage in multiple acts of fellation to the point of over ingestion of seminal fluid; where any attempts to relieve gastrinomic pressure results in a involuntary influx of said seminal fluid being belched up
Insult-"You cum-burping-gutter-slut"
Description-"Jenny is such a cum-burping-gutter-slut"

Burping your worm

The physical act of a human male stroking his shaft to the point of ejaculation.
Timmy! Stop burping your worm and get your damn chores done!
Burping your worm by Chockiemilkie February 16, 2018