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Bluntberry

Sorta like a "Strawberry" but instead of a female who has sex or do sexual favors for crack to the dopeman. A bluntberry is female that is for some reason always around when there is weed similar to a strawberry she will exchange favors for a couple hits of your blunt.
Dude 1: Yo T.T. is coming over

Dude 2: Damn that bluntberry is also over here when there is some weed around.
Dude 1: Fuck it... that bluntberry can clean the house all she gonna want to do is smoke and fuck
by TjuanyMackda216kid September 14, 2010
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Blendable

When a woman has no distinguishable difference between her breast and her nipple. The areola surrounding the nipple has the same color as the nipple itself.
Damn man, I was excited to see that bitches tits. But as soon as she whipped 'em out, I realized she had blendables!
by Hanesingtonworthingly December 23, 2010
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Bluppable

An element or object in a video game that it is possible to destroy or blow up.

Coined by Lewis Brindley of the Yogscast in response to bluppable elements to the game "DungeonLand".
You can cause a lot of destruction in the game Crysis 2, a lot of objects are bluppable.
by JetpackAwaaay September 25, 2012
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bluntblocked

when you and your homies have plans all week to spark up a blunt, but at the last second, something gets in the way of your plans, and you get denied smokage.

Syn: cockblocked
Cole: Hai, Brian iz out on teh bluntz fer fridai.

Pete: Wtf son?

Cole: Yeh, his gf is coming and shez SXE.

Pete: Ooooh, he got bluntblocked.

Cole: Yuz. Can I haz liters? Dis blunt not gonna smoke itzelf.

Pete: Troo, sobriety: do not want.
by Vaneeja Dutchar January 23, 2008
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Bluntaversary

The one year, one month, and so on, anniversary of the first time you smoked a blunt. A true day to remember. And what do you do to celebrate? Roll another blunt!
Tex: "Dude, guess what today is!?"
Marko: "What?"
Tex: "It's my bluntaversary!"
Marko: "What are you gonna do to celebrate?"
Tex: "Roll another blunt! Wanna join me in celebrating?"
Marko: "Sure dude!"
by ManOfCars June 15, 2009
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bluntler

A variation of butler, a bluntler is hired to take care of all of the more tedious tasks involved with the smoking of marijuana: buying, grinding, rolling, and even lighting are normal duties taken over by the bluntler. This allows the individual for whom the bluntler works to enjoy a calm relaxed bake session. In some cases, a bluntler may also serve as a smoking partner.
Bro, my bluntler rolled me 15 blunts this morning, I couldn't feel my legs!
by 248_Tha_Bluntler December 1, 2010
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bluntblumpkin

the act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit and at the same time smokin a blunt(a blowjob)sually provided by the person giving t
Brad: Hey tom, jennifer just gave me the best the bluntblumpkin i ever had!
Tom: what the fuck is that?
Brad: when you get a blumpkin while smoking a blunt.
Tom: whered u get the blunt?
Brad: she brought it. who else?
by mynameisqwertyyoufatsob August 16, 2012
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