blumpkin pie 

The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.

She snuck into the bathroom stall and gave me a taste of blumpkin pie.

blumpkin pie by reirei_shaniqua October 18, 2010

Blumpkin Pie 

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

Blumpkin Pie by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Blumpkin pie 

When you recieve a blumpkin while eating some pumpkin pie.

I was so hungry and desperate that I needed a blumpkin pie

Blumpkin pie by AChan March 24, 2007

blumpkin pie 

Receiving a blow job whilst shitting in someones mouth

Last night I hade a blumpkin pie

blumpkin pie by schlong18 November 29, 2013

Blumpkin Pie 

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.

Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!

Blumpkin Pie by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise 

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.

Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom. 

You already know bruh.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom. by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020