blowchode

When you give head to a chode ( small fat dick)

Ugh i gavea blowchode lastnight

by bxrbiexo April 3, 2015

blue blotch

Blue blotch was a drink the Sasquatch was drinking in Stomping Tom Conners Sasquatch song.

The Sasquatch was drinking blue blotch at the bar

by anonymous September 14, 2021

blowchacho

(Noun) Discrete word for cocaine/blow.

Hey Albert, you have any blowchacho that we can do?

I’d sure love to do some blowchacho tonight!

by Hammer504 January 27, 2019

bloatchamp

A bloatchamp is someone who out moggs everyone in the vicinity. They can be muscular and fat, or just fat; either way the skinny fat dudes near them are getting outmogged.

Nikocado Avocado is an absolute BloatCHAMP, he's a frickin MoggKING

h3h3 gained more weight; that's quite moggers! What a frickin MogCHAMP

by ChaosEternal October 7, 2021

pot blotch

When one ejaculates into one’s own belly button after a session of masturbating.

Damn! My belly button stinks so bad after I pot blotched myself last night.

by Frogfork69 November 29, 2021

Crotch blotch

The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.

“Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”

by HaGumby April 30, 2022

Blotch

A combination of blood and crotch equals BLOTCH!
Typically utilized in online FPS shooters to bloody ones crotch by repeatedly shooting their crotch until it bleeds.

OMG! Did you see Amy's pants, it had one hell of a nasty blotch stain!
After little Timmy beat him down, he followed it up with a humiliating blotch!

by Swap-Meet-Louie July 20, 2009