Blowtard

n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.

Intelligent People > Average People > Retards > Blowtards > Fucktards.

by anarkism April 10, 2010

Bloptart

getting your dome sucked while eating a poptart

"Your mom gave me a bloptart while i was eating a cinnamon kind...my favorite."

by spindrahNIPPLES December 30, 2009

Blowtastic

Some that blows, hard,Like super hard. So hard, it is..... Blowtastic

Mom: Did you get a fantastic grade on your math test?

Son: More like, Blowtastic

by Yargpirateyarg December 18, 2005

Dutch Blowdart

When one farts into their hand as if performing a cup of cheese, but rather than opening the hand over someone's face, one presses their lips to there thumb and index finger of the fist and blows the fart in a targeted direction.

My girlfriend thought I was gonna give her the cup of cheese, but I faked her out and hit her with a dutch blowdart

by Shoop0311 September 25, 2011

blowtar

When a guy receives a oral sex for strumming a guitar.

Every time Greg picks up this 6 string , Kelley is ready to give a blowtar.

by Grigg&Kellah February 11, 2014

Blowtard

1:A cokehead of usually the younger female, although can be male, persuasion who is convinced and will attempt to convince others that they are addicted to cocaine when they only do it rarely or at large parties.

2: A generally annoying younger cokehead

God, Amy is such a blowtard, she hardly ever did cocaine and now shes in rehab.

by Cptncoleian November 10, 2005

Alabama Blowdart

Alabama Slurpee Chugging is while have anal sex with your partner, you take a slurpee and pour it in their ass, you then proceed to fuck her in the ass, then take a slurpee straw, put it in her ass and slurp it up. You then swish it around your mouth and blow the ass-slurpee into her nose with the straw and watch as she struggles to swallow it as you punch her in the stomach so it comes back out her other nostril.

Friend: What did you do last night?

You: I gave my Great Grandmother a wicked Alabama Blowdart at the bingo game last night.

Friend: Dang that sounds like fun, do you have any other Great Grandmothers alive that I could give an Alabama Blowdart?

You: Yea dude, I have 3 of them.

by 7-Eleven Blowdarter June 27, 2011