blorking

When a dog barks in their sleep.

"My dog was blorking all night long because he was dreaming about the post man again."

by Chase in San Antonio February 3, 2014

Blorke

A self-absorbed, delusional, hypocrite. Or a child who truly believes in their imaginary thoughts and beliefs. Blorkes believe that the world revolves around them and are overly confident in their abilities, extremely hypocritical and are most often sore losers.

The other team was full of Blorkes, they for sure thought they'd win but when they lost they became angry and threw tantrums.

I had to babysit a Blorke last week, he wouldn't stop talking about how he was always right and knew everything.

She told me I was being too violent in the pool but later I saw her doing the same thing, she's such a Blorke.

by Muiram July 5, 2017

blork

the sound a wet fish makes when it hits a sold surface

colina went BLORK as she fell on the ground

by jonjon September 10, 2004

blorking

Blogging for work, or work related blogging.

Sam is busy blorking for the company website.

by pid_bds February 9, 2009

Blorking

A mix of bluffing and working. When you're trying to look busy while not accomplishing anything.

Jim: Dude, I just blorked the entire time in the cure for cancer class.

Brian: Dude, I gotta work on my blorking skills, teacher caught me last class.

by willywonkaboi May 2, 2019

Blorking

The act of inserting a tube of Galaxy Gas into your urethra, twisting the tube will cause your balls to blow up like a balloon

Lenny decided to do blorking but he let out too much gas and his balls popped!

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Blork

When a head chef shits in the mouth of the sous chef, which is then shat back out and plated up to go on the specials board. The blorked is then promoted to head chef

“Can’t wait for Gav to blork me, I’ve worked in kitchens for 15 years. About time!”

by blork69 July 14, 2025