by Chase in San Antonio February 03, 2014
A self-absorbed, delusional, hypocrite. Or a child who truly believes in their imaginary thoughts and beliefs. Blorkes believe that the world revolves around them and are overly confident in their abilities, extremely hypocritical and are most often sore losers.
The other team was full of Blorkes, they for sure thought they'd win but when they lost they became angry and threw tantrums.
I had to babysit a Blorke last week, he wouldn't stop talking about how he was always right and knew everything.
She told me I was being too violent in the pool but later I saw her doing the same thing, she's such a Blorke.
I had to babysit a Blorke last week, he wouldn't stop talking about how he was always right and knew everything.
She told me I was being too violent in the pool but later I saw her doing the same thing, she's such a Blorke.
by Muiram July 01, 2017
by jonjon September 10, 2004
by pid_bds February 09, 2009
A word used to describe a large amount of mucous and snot stuffing ones nose or the green goop that and junk that gets hacked out of your lungs when you are sick.
by The MA Show March 31, 2019
The act of inserting a tube of Galaxy Gas into your urethra, twisting the tube will cause your balls to blow up like a balloon
by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024
Jim: Dude, I just blorked the entire time in the cure for cancer class.
Brian: Dude, I gotta work on my blorking skills, teacher caught me last class.
Brian: Dude, I gotta work on my blorking skills, teacher caught me last class.
by willywonkaboi May 02, 2019