blorking

When a dog barks in their sleep.

"My dog was blorking all night long because he was dreaming about the post man again."

by Chase in San Antonio February 3, 2014

Blorke

A self-absorbed, delusional, hypocrite. Or a child who truly believes in their imaginary thoughts and beliefs. Blorkes believe that the world revolves around them and are overly confident in their abilities, extremely hypocritical and are most often sore losers.

The other team was full of Blorkes, they for sure thought they'd win but when they lost they became angry and threw tantrums.

I had to babysit a Blorke last week, he wouldn't stop talking about how he was always right and knew everything.

She told me I was being too violent in the pool but later I saw her doing the same thing, she's such a Blorke.

by Muiram July 5, 2017

blork

the sound a wet fish makes when it hits a sold surface

colina went BLORK as she fell on the ground

by jonjon September 10, 2004

blorking

Blogging for work, or work related blogging.

Sam is busy blorking for the company website.

by pid_bds February 9, 2009

Blork

A word used to describe a large amount of mucous and snot stuffing ones nose or the green goop that and junk that gets hacked out of your lungs when you are sick.

My nose is stuffed up with blork.

by The MA Show March 31, 2019

Blorking

A mix of bluffing and working. When you're trying to look busy while not accomplishing anything.

Jim: Dude, I just blorked the entire time in the cure for cancer class.

Brian: Dude, I gotta work on my blorking skills, teacher caught me last class.

by willywonkaboi May 2, 2019

Blorkes

Salty shippers off a great ship named Bellarke.They don't have a live and ruin the nice Bellarke fandom.

Person 1 : "These salty blorkes!"
Person 2: "As salty as clexughs

by Bellarker February 24, 2017