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Bloomin'

Just a casual swearword of the same nature as bloody, not too strong, but gets the point across with some level of emphasis.
by Floortigan October 14, 2018
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Bloomington-Normal

A generic place. So generic that it’s slogan might as well be “Keep Bloomington-Normal”.
“I went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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Bloonkin

Similar to a blumpkin, except it means to receive a blow job while playing the internet game, Bloons.
"Emily I told you I didn't have time for sex, but I'll take a Bloonkin."

Jerry's Bloonkin was so good he beat level 100.
by CaddyDan February 18, 2009
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Bloomington

Nestled in "Limestone Country", deep in the heart of South Central Indiana, you'll find Bloomington. Home of Indiana University, Bloomington also earned the "Tree City USA" designation, in 1979. We don't like to brag, but, Bloomington was the location of the last television assembly plant in the US, before RCA's French masters decided to move operations "south of the border". Keeping in tune with nature, Bloomington has adopted an "organic growth strategy," for city planning. Haphazard street nomenclature and numbering are the norm. Just try to get from West 3rd St to East 3rd St, it can't be done. If you got some cash, the East Side is the place for you. Your kids will go to the best schools and you'll have great access to the Mall. It's a transplanted suburbanite's wet dream. If you're in a slightly less money-fied situation, may I suggest either the North or South Side. If you're willing to roll the dice, with respect to your kid's education, the West Side offers you the best real estate value in Bloomington. The-smell-of-freshly-burnt-rubber-from-tires-of-the-truck-driven-by-the-redneck-who's-currently-flipping-you-off, is a strong indicator that you've made it to the West Side. The campus area is predominated by lazy money douchebags who are fixin' to get their comeuppance if they show me the slightest amount of disrespect. Drinking is like a religion with these people.
Bloomington Superlatives:
-The Indiana Hoosiers have won 7 Soccer and 5 Basketball National Championships.
-John "Cougar" Mellencamp is Bloomington's most celebrated resident. Word around town is that he's a total dickhead to everyone with whom he comes in contact.
-The center of US population is a distinction which has not fallen within the incorporated area of any city since it was located in Bloomington, in 1910.
by mcstig July 27, 2010
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bloomingdale's

A store with a large selection of popular clothing, accessory, and jewelry brands. Such as; Juicy Couture, Burberry, Chanel, and so much more. It pretty much fits into the category of Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus. It is a little pricey, however, the atmosphere is so great that it's even fun to just shop around and try things on, even if you have no desire to buy them. If you are looking for something in particular however, the employees are very friendly, and helpful. They even have personal shoppers to assist the fashionably helpless/wealthy. It is basically just a great store.
bloomingdale's=love

"I bought my Mademoiselle by Chanel at Bloomingdale's" ;
by anonymoussss72789 December 24, 2005
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Bloomingdale brown purse

After a long night of hot wings, pizza and beer, take a crap in a purse (size is not important as long as it has two straps and is relatively unused)and use it as a muzzle on your mate when they least expect it. Often used to shut the yap of someone who talks too much during sex.
man, this girl was so annoying last night that I had to Bloomingdale brown purse her.
by rerelax March 9, 2009
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blookin

I was blookin like crazy after we got those k's last night.
by crazy life March 1, 2011
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