bloopy

weed and tobacco packed together into a bowl for smoking purposes. commonly known as a molar.

im baked...fuckin bloopys.

by killa in muhgilla December 8, 2009

Bloaty McFloaty

Abdominal portrusion (bloating) so much that you resemble that of a floating balloon.

Female (general) cause: That 'time of the month'.

Male (general) cause: Too much donuts and beer.

"Stay clear guys..my mom's a 'Bloaty McFloaty' today".

"If I only knew 20 years ago my hubby would go from 'class jock' to 'Bloaty McFloaty'!"

"Whudup Bloaty McFloaty!"

"Bloaty McFloaty is in the house!"

by heartley99 April 30, 2010

Bloopy

When you are really happy and you dont have a reason for it, you just feel like shouting happily;

looking at it rain outside my window makes me feel bloopy...

by sleepy_head July 8, 2012

Blopy J's

A sexual act when two heterosexual men give eachother blowjobs. This is not seen as homosexual, but promotes a masculine bond.

Gabe: Hey Martin, I'm feeling like Blopy J's tonight. You in?
Martin: Hell yes Gabe, nobody loves Blopy J's more than me!

by HJBJADMF March 14, 2016

Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers

What British people call potato chips.

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!

by Acoolboy February 27, 2022

blorpy

A word that can be randomly substituted for any other word in the english language.

Sometimes you act like such a blorpy.

Damn, that blorpy paintjob kicks ass.

You need to blorpy your driving, or else blorpy wont be able to blorpy by your blorpy.

by Nick February 13, 2005

Bloopy

1. adj. overwhelmed with the urge to want to perform oral sex on someone so enthusiastically as to include their butt-hole

(ie. I am bloopy)

2. v. showing or expressing an uncontrollable need to orally please someone's anus based upon their looks, actions, or speech.
(ie. to bloop or bloop AT at someone)

3. n. the crippling emotion person A gets when they want to toss person B's salad; usually so bad, person A can't think straight around person B
(ie. bloopiness)

Example A: He tried not bloop in front of her, but she could tell all he wanted to do was to bend her over and toss her salad.
Example B: Her smile makes me so bloopy when she's around, all I think about is what eating out her ass would be like.

by Kate Gleazy March 29, 2015