Wolf Blitzer

A CNN anchorman who hates black people. He recently trotted over to New Orleans and actually shot a handful of black people with a paintball gun as they were trying to wade through the water. Wolf Blitzer wears air force ones and tall tees as he is reporting and reportedly, he does not give a fuck and is in it for the paperstack. He has a huge knot and rides in a yacht claiming "fuck a boat that row"

Wolf Blitzer spit dro fire over the microphone.

Wolf Blitzer looked clean in his white tee in that last reporting.

Wolf Blitzer roll deep in the news van.

Wolf Blitzer loves black people.

Wolf Blitzer drinks hennessey in his yacht.

Oh my, did you see Wolf Blitzer reporting news the other day with a cup full of that "purple drank"? That liquid codeine had him fiendin to buck on some niggers at New Orleans.

by Jordan SXE Watson October 1, 2005

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Blitzed

An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.

"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."

by Drew M. February 6, 2006

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blathered

Completley drunk, to be pissed out of one's face to the point of an alcohol induced comatosed state,

Mate forget that, im blathered, i want a kebab then im going home

Last night i was absolutley blathered

by skooczy May 7, 2015

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boofy blitzed

Is a state of intoxication. Usually leads to naked, unprotected, sexual acts.If you find yourself in this state of mind, refrain from talking to women named Lisa:)

Ryan: Wow Lisa, im really boofy blited.
Lisa: Well im boofy blitzed too, wanna bang?

by RYEMAN June 11, 2006

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