Blunkeys

To stay in bed and in blankets all day watching back-to-back episodes of a TV series, like monkeys. Monkeys in blankets = Blunkeys. Cannot be done alone. Watching episodes alone = Depression.

"What are you and Lia doing tomorrow?"

"Oh, we're just gonna be blunkeys. We got Season 3 of Suits on DVD."

by danusunt February 27, 2014

Blonkey

A black person who acts white.
A black person who is trying to be white.
A black person who does white things

Chris is such a blonkey
Dan is really acting like a blonkey
Did you see what Mike did? thats such a blonkey thing to do.

by Bennyboo87 May 12, 2011

Blonkey

A black guy who's like a white guy, sometimes more like a white guy than a white guy.

The blonkey is gonna fuck up when he tries to dance with a black girl. He shoulda stuck with white chicks.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2018

Blankey The Blanket

A Blanket YouTuber. Known as a blanket that makes YouTube videos every month.

I watch Blankey The Blanket On Youtube.

by Kidofrom7 November 18, 2020

Blankey Yankee

An SO who steals all the blankeys, therefore deeming themselves a Blankey Yankee.

'I slept with Brenda last night, and let me tell you, she's a damn Blankey Yankee.'

by Poop12345!@#$% April 11, 2016

blonkey

commonly used to describe blue donkeys, can double as an insult - synonym for cum dumpster

My eyebrows look so blonkey shishter...

by AnneAllyakaBlonkzilla December 5, 2020

Blenker

Blenker is a town in Wisconsin. It is also a last name. People named Blenker... well... I'm sorry. You likely get called Blinker and Blender a lot. You are also probably loud and a jerk at times.

"Oh, hey there Blenker."
"It's actually Blenker... not Blender."

"How do you spell your name? With an 'e' or an 'i'?"

by pete_wentz_is_the_emo_king May 17, 2021