Blatant Idiot

Someone who is much beyond an average idiot, and has quite simply become so stupid it is ridiculous.

A person may be a blatant idiot if they ask stupid questions, or think an apple is an orange.

by Monkey man3000 June 19, 2009

blatino

A person who is half black/African and half latino. Can be Peruvian, Guatemalan, etc. Does not only refer to Mexicans though Mexicans are included. If the person is male he is called a blatino, and blatina is if the person is female.

Person A: What ethnicity is that guy?

Person B: Oh he's blatino.

Person A: Black and latino ?

Person B: Yeah.

by theblatina October 23, 2014

blatany

the act of licking another person's eyeball with one's tongue; blatany derives from the Latin "blattire" meaning "to lick seeing-organ."

The word entered regular English usage through a bad Full Metal Alchemist anime dub in which the name of the character Gluttony was translated as Blatany. The modern definition is thought to have arisen from association with the character's distinguishing tongue and unholy hunger.

Blatany is the sweetest sin, baby. Hold still while I run my tip across your--OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD FEELING IN THE WORLD! Why would anyone lick anyone else's eyeball!?

Leviticus 18:36-38 - Thou shalt not blatanize with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Actually, don't do it with womankind, either; that stuff is nasty. And she probably won't be into it, either.
Let me tell you Bro, it's not gonna help your chances of impressing her. Not one bit.

by ElJavo May 13, 2010

ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.

"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"

by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013

The Pinnacle of Blatant

To be in a state of intoxication due from inhaling chemical substances such as marijuana and being completely obvious in public about what you have just done whilst still feeling the effects.

'fuck off we're wasted'
'i wanna go homebase man'
'SHIT! that was like the pinnacle of blatant!'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 2, 2005

blatina

A non-derogatory slang word used to refer to someone who is *both* Black and Latina.

Instead of being referred to as Black-Hispanic or biracial, she preferred to be identified as Blatina.

by Emily B. December 26, 2008

Baton Rouge

Capitol city of Louisiana. Home of the LSU Tigers and Southern University Jaguars. A drinkin' town with a football problem.

Tiger Stadium on gamenight against 'bama.

by Leigh Ann August 17, 2005