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BlakeYolo

A type of guy who photoshops his face so that way he can hide his insecurity and lack of confidence issues.
Girl 1: That guy is hot, who is he?

Girl 2: That's a BlakeYolo.
by YogeshMeena December 29, 2021
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sham bakery

One way to get away with selling pot to the general public. You set up a bakery where you sell regular baked goodies out the front door and drugs out the back. Or you can sell pot-infused goodies out the front door, too.
“I'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend."

-Nancy Botwin, Weeds
by i<3weeds August 15, 2009
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double-door bakery

Simply Pooping on the vagina then perform sex....the next time she goes poop she will poop out both ends.
Susie enjoyed her double-door bakery the next morning.
by Bill Dance September 30, 2006
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The bakery

After I go to the bakery, I am going to get baked.
by Xqzzme October 12, 2018
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Open the Bakery

To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.
Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode August 18, 2016
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Blakey

by xBlake69 October 6, 2020
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Blakely

One of the most beautiful girls on the planet. She is a good influence to others, and has a wonderful personality that others would kill for. She's very trustworthy and is good with advise. Others seek upon her for help with their lives. Guys want her, but some know they cant have her. She lives to please people and make her life the best it possibly can be. You will fall in love with her when you stumble upon her.
Blakely is one of the finest people on earth, and i wish to meet her.
by Apple-Cinnamon. March 23, 2009
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