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Technical jargon for when something is totally fucked up, and not able to be fixed ever ever
Craig really blackburned that work order..He can go hug a root
by RootHugger September 14, 2012
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A team I'm not particularly fond of, but they have a good manager and they fucking hate Burnley bastards, which makes them alright by me
I went to Ewood Park for the Blackburn v Burnley FA Cup replay and never have I experienced such a hostile atmosphere. Plus Burnley lost, which made it even better
by zutroy March 2, 2005
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Blackburn Hamlet

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Blackburn Hamlet, mostly referred to as "blackburn" but also known as Whiteburn and Crackburn - depending on which part is being discussed - is a small neighbourhood in the East side of Ottawa, Ontario.

Innes road, the main road in Blackburn, divides the area economically.

North of Innes road is typically referred to as "Whiteburn", as the area consists mostly of white middle class families and retired old white people (minus the twin apartment buildings and the town houses around them, which despite being north of Innes are included under the "crackburn" umberella). This part of Blackburn is quiet and stuck in the 1980's.

South of Innes road is typically referred to as "Crackburn", as many parts of this neighbourhood are low income areas. For the most part, it looks more intimidating then it really is, other than the occasional drive-by and swarming/robbery. Some parts, specifically parts closer to the center, are public housing, while some are just shabby rentals. Specifically, 2676 Innes is notorious for it's crackheads and is often refered to as the "baby momma projects" due to high rates of teen pregnancy, as well as the Innes Park Complex twin apartment buildings, which houses many local drunks and drug addicts.

Being one of 2 neighborhoods fully surrounded by the greenbelt, it sometimes feels very isolated living in Blackburn. It can feel anywhere from a small American suburb to a rural ghetto. It all depends where you live and what you make of it.
"Wow, Jim's from Blackburn Hamlet, that's pretty ass man" -Orleans Kid
"Nah it's fine, I'm from Whiteburn not Crackburn lol, my house has 5 rooms and a toilet made of gold" -Jim

"I hate living in Blackburn Hamlet, my neighbors are always screaming at 4am unless it's welfare day" -Crackburn dweller #1
"Let's go BBQ some hot dogs on a garbage fire tonight to forget about the pain" -Crackburn dweller #2
(Both of these are real things that happen here)

"Buy us cigarettes or we'll bash your brains in with our baseballs bats" -Crackburn 13 year olds
by giantnuts613 October 24, 2020
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I believe Blackburn Rovers beat your sorry Burnley Asses 2-1 in the replay... you lose again, ho ho ho...

Will you ever beat Blackburn? "No Nay Never, No Nay Never No More!" I think.

Go home you Dingles, boo-hoo.
Everyone from Burnley is a Dingle

Burnley is the boil on the backside of Lancashire

I'd rather be a spacker than a Burnley fan
by Mark Hughes March 1, 2005
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blackburnin

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to pawn ones valuables to come up with as much money as possible for drugs
dude u blackburnin ur shit to get some pills for the rave this weekend?
by the hijack August 30, 2010
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A sexual move in which the man is making love to the woman from behind, reaches one hand around behind his head to cover one of his eyes, and loudly yells, "Arghhhh!"

Note: do not use this multiple times on the same woman as its novelty has worn off and they will not laugh after the first time.
I gave her the Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate and she fell in love with me on the spot.
by aspen1974 February 4, 2010
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Ben Blackburn

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A person who is one of a kind and you will clearly never find anyone like them. They are so smart and will know just about anything. They are also really sweet and always willing to help anyone in need. They fall in love, but not easily. They are picky with who they choose but in the end they end up with the best, just like they are. A Ben Blackburn is the best kind of person to have as a soul mate because they will connect with you on more than one level. They are truly amazing, and you will love having a Ben Blackburn around.
by Amor69 September 2, 2011
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