blackberry 

When you are really old, and you think that blackberry can be used as a verb. But it can't be used as a verb, so don't do that. Blackberry is a noun

"I will blackberry you later... Oh I'm using it wrong?"

blackberry by lebraunstein June 13, 2014

Blackberry 

A network failure on a (non R-I-M) mobile phone, where text messaging, calls and internet seem to stop working. Added in view of the recent comical Blackberry worldwide network outage.

Dude, my HTC phone just did a Blackberry (Blackberried) - I couldn't send a text message or surf facebook for a whole half hour!

Blackberry by EggySplat October 12, 2011

BlackBerry 

a person who is as stupid and nonsensical as BlackBerry mobile phone

dude you are such a BlackBerry

BlackBerry by jackhammer2421 March 4, 2013

Blackberry 

The crappy version of an Iphone.

Bob: Yes, can I have a Blackberry.
Employee: Ok that'll be $200.
Bob: Here you go.

1 week later.....

Bob: Holy shit!! What a fucking waste of $200!!!! I knew I should've bought an Iphone!!!!! *Throws the phone into the pool* Ugh!!

Blackberry by Bunnies! January 5, 2012

Blackberry 

A mobile phone that works great for a month of two then turns in to a piece of shit.

After a few months you will get problems with the battery / signal / internet and much more.

If they sold you a piece of shit you would've got better value.

Mom:Charly turn off that stupid blackberry and go play outside!

Charly:Don't worry Mom my blackberry goes off automatically at random times!

Blackberry by Mr.tellthetruth January 1, 2014

Blackberry 

She is a loving person. She is nice,beautiful,and smart. She don’t got time for you fake hoes. If you her true friend she gon ride for you. Sje is a person you got to have in your life.

I love blackberry🤧💙

Blackberry by Omq_kira June 30, 2019

Blackberry 

The action of getting your testicles pierced and adding a ring around the ends. usually to determine that they do not want any children.

"did you hear Tobias got a blackberry?" "i'm pretty sure he did that just to offend his ex wife"

Blackberry by ShiroTheBirdo August 20, 2022