bjonk

Swedish honk

Bjonk bjonk

by Dedatedwam February 28, 2021

BJ on a cash ticket

To call a parts house and ask for a BJ(blow job) on a cash ticket. Hillarious to those named Kevin of a Puerto Rican origin.

I called a place and asked for a BJ on a cash ticket. The person kept asking me what I was talking about. I also asked for some cereal.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

bjong

Exclamation: onomatopoeia used to describe the perceived auditory indication of a rapid erection. Analogous to "Schwing", as defined and popularized in the movie, "Wayne's World". Bjong!!
n. bjonger: erection.

"Damn! That girl was a ten! Bjong!"
"Cindy, that guy was looking at me. I think I could hear a Bjong!"

by Bjong Bjong September 5, 2008

bjones

basically owns the word "werd" he's fresh to death but can be an asshole.

jt- worddd
gee- dont be bjones

by leeeeee. August 3, 2008

Bjona

Getting a boner over the jonas brothers.

"Omg its the jonas brothers!
Bjona

by shankster3000 June 11, 2011

bJonk

bJonk is another word used for “bonk” the act of hitting or smacking someone over the head with or without an object.

The “J” in bJonk is supposed to be a voice crack in the middle of the word- meant to put a light hearted tone to the violent word.

P1: “You SIMP! Off to horny jail you go!”

P2: “NO- don’t bJonk me!”

P1: “bjOnk”

by hOakypOaky October 16, 2021

Bjonkoingulus

means "dumb" or "stupid" not a super nice word but, i mean, uh.

that Bjonkoingulusis so dumb!

by Pogfacepogboy April 21, 2023