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Bitchputer

When your computer refuses to work as intended or as quickly as possible.
Christine: PENELOPE! LOAD THE DAMN VIDEO! WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BITCHPUTER RIGHT NOW!?
by dopplepeople June 4, 2011
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bitchfester

A citizen of an internet forum of oh-so-serious and mostly hormone-ravaged pre-menstrual women, and socially deviant males on which it is supposedly "hilarious" to sit and rant for hours and days and weeks and months on end about, well, other people on forums really.

The law there is simple; pick another poster any any number of the popular internet forums, I don't know, someone who commits the crime of being popular or something, start a thread about them, then sit around constantly for the next year or so writing about how sad said person is for spending so much time on the forums. This makes the people there feel great and worth something, at long last, to society.

Everyone else just points and laughs at the bitchfesters.
"I am so cool and great and clever because I am a bitchfester and I hate people I don't even know!"
by Rubio July 31, 2008
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bitchdust

Remains of discarded girlfriends.
After my patience was tested to extremes I was forced to drop Juliana into the bitchdust
by Paisa viejo March 10, 2018
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Bitchster - in - law

A sister - in -law that is a bitch
Dude, my bitchster - in - law is coming to visit, can I stay at your place?
by Hoody1967 January 20, 2009
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bitchster

"when it comes to hipsters; I'm a complete bitchster... I want to throw all their mismatched tea cups at them!"
by bitchster1 August 24, 2011
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Bitchdust

Jessica and Josh FUCKING LOVE BITCHDUST
by GARBAGE GUZZLER March 2, 2022
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bitchster

A male bitch. Someone who, if you killed, they would die slowly and painfully as you laughed at them. See asshole, fucker, bitch, or prick.
Hey, did you see that guy? We're @ 80 on the freeway and he cuts in front of us and starts going 40. What a bitchster.
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