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Whiny Little Bitch

Simon Bridges, aka Simon Fucking Bridges, is the leader of the opposition party in New Zealand politics. He has struggled with not staying relevant for the last few years and now with the CoVid19 lock downs decided he was entitled to drive to his office from his home 320kms away each week, breaking lock down protocol and looking like a complete penis throughout. In a tantrum, befitting of a 3 year old, Simon did a livestream trying to criticise the current government, lead by Jacinda Ardern, aka Aunty Cindy, good bitch, to which nearly the whole country turned on him and simultaneously shouted 'COCK'.
Trevor; "Gidday Blue, how you be?"

2nd Trevor; "Trev, did you just hear what that whiny little bitch, Simon fucking Bridges, just said about our good bitch, Aunty Cindy?"

Trevor; "Yeah, what a Cock!"
by NoPreach April 23, 2020
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Little Bitch Boy

Someone who says they’re down for a get together and then dips out 3 hours before it starts
“Oh yeah I’ll be there”

Narrator voice: Noah, the little bitch boy, was not there
by Imaddictedtocarcaine August 6, 2021
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Little Bitch

Someone whiny, needy, and someone who gets upset when you don't talk to them right when they need you to, but little bitches are very lovable. If you have a little bitch in your group, roast them but don't toast them.
"jesus ryan you're being such a little bitch"
by tayssa October 21, 2017
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lazy little bitch syndrome

Lazy Little Bitch Syndrome, also known as LLBS, affects millions of whiny, inconsiderate and incompetent people every day.

LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:

-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying

LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.
"I can't seem to do anything but nom on these crisps and cry about not losing weight." "Sounds like you have lazy little bitch syndrome."

"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."
by whiskeyish February 22, 2010
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Little Bitch Syndrome

When Someone has a disorder where they literally are a little bitch. Otherwise known as LBS...

A disorder where people cannot take pain, have ridiculous emotional problems, or are a little bitch.
Doc, i hurt my elbow and i cant stop crying..

Doctor: well im gonna prescribe you some LBS pills.

Whats is that doc?

Doctor: little bitch syndrome Pills.
by Alex Gold July 28, 2009
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Little Bitch Chicken

A person who complains or is an asshole to those around them, yet when called out or is met with a retaliation to their behavior, will whine like a little bitch and run away.
Person 1) Man this guy sure is an asshole
Person 2) Every time we out him he gets upset
Person 1) What a little bitch chicken
by inigu April 11, 2017
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little bitch

Someone who's whiny, petty, and passive-aggressive and won't stand up for him/herself when shit's going down, but will be perfectly happy to stab you in the back when you least expect it. Very distinct from a regular bitch.
No, I don't think you're a little bitch because you're a girl. I think you're a little bitch because you're a sniveling rat who I can't trust with a weather report, never mind something important.
by Lady Csyde December 31, 2006
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