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Bitch box 

A box that all spouses, parents, relatives, etc., have in their possession that that contain a multitude of items for them to bitch (complain) about on any given day.
1. Person 1: "Mom has been on my back all day about mowing the grass."

Person 2: "She must have looked through her bitch box today"

2. Person 1: "I don't want you going golfing today!"

Person 2: "Why? Did you add that to your bitch box too?"
Bitch box by coolhwhip June 14, 2013
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Bitch box 

Any female bathroom in a public setting.
Could be pub/club , restaraunt etc.
Traditionally known as a place females go to bitch about things.
My girlfriends just gone to the Bitch Box , she'll be back in a minute.
Bitch box by Cameo August 12, 2004

box bitch 

A guy who is too dumb to do anything else at work besides carry boxes from one place to another.
It's hysterical to watch Jim, the box bitch, carry everyone's boxes around.
box bitch by Boxy Bitchface December 9, 2007

boom box bitch 

Someone with a very average knowledge and and understanding of songs and musical terms but is always the one playing the music. This person is fine until you encounter his control over the music on multiple occasions. He would play the same songs and name the genre pretending to have a deep understanding.
Johno is such a boom box bitch. His plaist consists of 10 songs but he always insists on playing his music when we meet up. He also pretends to know his stuff about music but he actually doesn't know anything.
boom box bitch by kivifr April 3, 2016

Box bitch 

A person who constantly leaves people on read or "boxes" them on Snapchat.
Person A: Cierra is a total box bitch
Person B: I know she keeps leaving me on read
Box bitch by GhoulieGirl300 June 5, 2018

Box Bitch 

An unwitting (usually conspiracy theorist) mouthpiece for the intelligence service's obfuscation and disinformation campaigns. Particularly Britain's MI5 due to their postal address being Box 500.
Box Bitch by DirkThrust April 12, 2020