Bisharp

A badass Pokemon introduced in Generation V, Placed as #625 in the National Pokedex, and evolves from Pawniard at a striking Level 52. What is most interesting about this particular Pokemon is its unique type combo (Dark / Steel), Its Samurai based design , The Pokemon has a Very Serious nature and is not one to be fucked with, as it will most likely take your head off clean with a Guillotine if encountered in the wild. (Before it's army of Pawniard pierce/slice your skin with it's sharp steel blades 1-by-1.) Also this Pokemon can be both Male and Female and it's pretty badass to be a Female Bisharp .

Oh No! is that a Bisharp and an army of Pawniard, there's no way i'm gonna defeat them with this Level 10 Lillipup, Well we might as well die with dignity.

by Unicorns and Hellhounds March 8, 2017

BiShreksual

When you're bisexual, but the only male you love is Shrek.

Guy one: hey you seem pretty cute
Guy two: sorry, I'm bishreksual, Shrek is the only man for me
Guy one: :(

by candlehead December 2, 2020

Bishreksual

When a Man/Woman/Transgender/Other likes men, woman and has sexual feelings for shrek.

Person 1: I'm bishreksual
Person 2: I'm bisexual
Shrek: I am shrek
Groot: I am groot

by CookieTheKitty March 30, 2015

Bishreksual

where you are sexually attracted to Shrek

"hey, are you gay?"
"nah im bishreksual"

by Xocrone May 12, 2020

bishar

Bishar is the type of person to think its a good comeback to tell somebody that you wanted to go back a grade when they

call you retarded. He tries to talk trash to people but when they actually show up to fight then he starts crying and boasting after the fight that he got turned on by it

Person 1: "Bishar looks kinda hot. I like the way he calls me 'goofy'."
Person 2: "Idk girl, he's kinda gay fr fr."
Bishar: "MAAAAAAN SHUT CHO GOOFY CLOWN A- UPP!!!"

by UnoReversed February 7, 2022

Bishrexual

You are sexually attracted to Shrek and only Shrek

I’m Bishrexual

by StuffinCrust November 8, 2019

Bishrexual Harassment

This needs to stop. As a society progressing further and further toward acceptance and equality, we need to end the mislabeling and miscatagorizing of humans who are sexually attracted to the ogre we all know, and some of us love, Shrek. One would think the times of Shrek loving being considered a silly fetish are past, but no. Our society continually judges, labels, and ridicules the men and women of this world who find Shrek the object of their very dreams. Let the liking of this definition be a proclamation from each and every one of us, to further our many advances as a society of peace and equality, and bring us closer to the day when Bishrexuals will no longer feel the sting of our society's scorn.

Person1: Ew, you're attracted to that stupid ogre??

Person2: Yeah bro, I'll be watching a marathon tonight if u wanna join!
Person1: No thancc, but you do you man. I'm not big on Bishrexual Harassment.

by Lol gotem August 26, 2018